We could start an oob book club.
"GOLF - The Mysteries Revealed"
By Kickntrue on 3/14/08
A new book, GOLF - The Mysteries Revealed will be going on sale soon. Here is a chapter list. I think it's fair to say any of us will be interested to learn about these Mysteries.

**(This is a golf joke- not some boring book.)**

GOLF- The Mysteries Revealed

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough when You Hit a Titleist from the Tee.
Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker
Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger
Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings
Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as a Sod
Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th...
Chapter 13- Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight
Chapter 14 - When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome
Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee
Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
Chapter 18 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever
Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique
Chapter 20 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
Chapter 21 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and Give Her a $3 Tip but Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender.

Submitted by Volleyhart.

[ comments ]
chipotle mg says:
volleyhart says:
actually, submitted by H2Okie, but I'll take the credit.
H2Okie says:
Thanks for the credit!
falcon50driver says:
Why is Chapter 21 a question?
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