Rules For Fist Bumping
By Kickntrue on 5/21/08
This is slightly non-golf related, but if I can help you solve another of life's questions I feel I'm still doing you a great service. I found this article on Fist Bumping Rules; when and how it is cool to do. Fortunately as golfers we are covered under the first law; "If sports are involved, fist bumping is always acceptable."

My favorites:
2. If you are wearing a suit, you may only fist bump if you are drunk. Or if you have just wrapped part of your suit around your forehead.

4. Do not fist bump someone else's misfortune, even if it helps you. Just look down, furrow your brow, and nod sternly.

5. No fist bumping between the hours of 7am and 10am. And if you're watching sports at this time, it's probably soccer or NASCAR, and then you should really not be fist bumping. High fives will suffice for both.

8. Girls can fist bump anytime they want. And yes, guys think it's cute.

9. Do not refuse a fist bump. If you, as a bumpee, believe the bumper is violating a rule, speak to him afterwards. Refusing his bump is not going to help anything.


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[ comments ]
golfgirl says:
Girls can do just about anything and guys think it's cute. Which is kind of awesome if you're a girl.
5/21/08
 
HotBacon says:
Not that I'm condoning this behavior but, the tolerance for golfgirl's above statement is directly related to the cuteness of the girls particpating in said activity.

Barbara Walters fist bumping Whoopi Goldberg would not fall under the cute category in my mind. Erica Blassberg fist bumping Natalie Gulbis on the other hand is definitely cute.
5/22/08
 
RocketSauce says:
i think there should be an age limit on fist pumping. those 2 older gentlemen pictured above just dont look right pumping fists :-/
5/24/08
 
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