Beer Announced As Official oob Obesity Partner
By Kickntrue on 9/8/08
oobgolf is pleased to announce that Beer is the official obesity partner of oobgolf. We would've actually never thought to make this official announcement but after seeing stupid "Official" partnership after official partnership announced on the PGA Tour I thought it was fitting.

Here's what I'm talking about. I saw the official press release on the big breakthrough partnership and now Dow Chemical Company is now the official chemical company of the PGA Tour. Seriously, it's big news. Well- it's on the front "news" page of PGATour.com so it must be important right?

Stupid. Dumb. Really? People will do anything for money- but I'm being a hypocrite right? I mean, if Dow wanted to become oobgolf's official company company I'd let them give me money, right? Sure would!

In the meantime- I thought it'd be big for us to make a big partnership announcement while the rest of you guys put together your big proposals to become oobgolf official partners. So- it is with great pleasure that I announce Beer (in general) to be our Official Partner In Helping Make oobgolf Users Fatties!

A Beer spokesperson could not be reached for comment but oobgolf's Andrew Brown (does that count as using myself in the 3rd person?) says, "I can't believe the success Beer has had in my own life helping make me fat and I wanted that joy to be shared with the entire oobgolf community."

PGA Tour's Big Partner Announcement


[ comments ]
birdieXris says:
ooohhh, what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,
what comes in bottles or in cansGǪ
BEER!

cant get enough of itGǪ
BEER!
how we really love itGǪ
BEER!
makes me think i'm a manGǪ
BEER!

i can kiss and hug itGǪ
BEER!
but i'd rather chug itGǪ
BEER!
fill my belly up to hereGǪ
BEER!

i cannot refuse aGǪ
BEER!
i could really use aGǪ
BEER, BEER BEER!

BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

i cant remember how much I have had, i drank a twelve pack with my dad.
(burp) thats my son the drunken manley stud, im proud to call him my bud.
here, have some pretzels
no, i'll call it quits, those things give me the Schlitz
ha ha ha.

drink with your family, drink it with your friends
drink till your fat , stomach distends,
Beeeer, is liquid bread its good for you,
we like to drink till we spew, EW!
who cares if we get fat
i'll drink to that
as we sing once moreGǪ
9/8/08
 
birdieXris says:
what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,
what comes in bottles or in cansGǪ
BEER!

cant get enough of itGǪ
BEER!
how we really love itGǪ
BEER!
makes me think i'm a manGǪ
BEER!

i can kiss and hug itGǪ
BEER!
but i'd rather chug itGǪ
BEER!
fill my belly up to hereGǪ
BEER!


golly I adore it, come on damn it, pour it,
do it for me brew it for me, feed it to me speed it to me,
BEER!
the most wonderful drink in the world, HOORAY!
9/8/08
 
Kickntrue says:
Is that the song the from the Lego Beer song?
9/8/08
 
birdieXris says:
haha i dunno. i think it was on southpark.
9/8/08
 
kkjacks says:
I is from the man show.
9/8/08
 
Rick says:
Not just beer....Goose Island Beer from Chicago's best micro brewery. Honkers Ale, Nut Brown Ale, Oatmeal Stout, Harvest Ale or a little lighter wheat beer in 312(Yup, named after Chicago's Area Code).....not of that watery blanklite / light stuff. For carb reloading after a walking a tough 18 you need some beer with some substance!

Golfdog knows!
9/8/08
 
kidputter says:
Beer? I've heard about it before. Maybe I'll try it if you're sure it will help me get fatter.
9/8/08
 
falcon50driver says:
My favorit beverage just announced that it will now be offered in a convenient 18 pack. Co-incidence? I think not.
9/8/08
 
birdieXris says:
We call it "aiming fluid".
9/9/08
 
mfritts says:
One or two beers during a round often helps a round of golf. Any more than that and my focus changes. If I were shooting a very good round though, I might not risk it by shaking things up with a beverage of the beer variety.
9/9/08
 
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