Top 10 Reasons Golf Is Better Than Sex
By Kickntrue on 9/25/08
From David Letterman some time ago. I found this in our Golf Jokes forum.

Top 10 Reasons Golf Is Better Than Sex

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.

#9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7... Foursomes are encouraged.

#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5... Three times a day is possible.

#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#3... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.

#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....

#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!

David Letterman Homepage


[ comments ]
birdieXris says:
HAYOOOOOOO!!!!! well done.
9/25/08
 
Team Lexus says:
funny!!!!
9/25/08
 
theredmission says:
Man that beard was hideous. Funny lines though.
9/26/08
 
whomsley says:
All True!
9/26/08
 
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