 Best EVER! Kim Jong-il: Best Golfer in the World By Kickntrue on 12/11/06
This is from a couple years ago- but it's too good not to post. North Korean leader, Kim Jong-il is the best golfer in the world, hands down. On his first ever trip to the golf course, he shot 38-under par, including 5 hole-in-ones! This is reported by the government controlled media. He routinely shoots 3 or 4 hole-in-ones every time out.
Their is only one course in North Korea and it plays to about 7,700 yards, making Jong-il's feat even more impressive. 38-under par on a course longer than almost any in the US = NOT BAD! Just for fun- it is also important to note that the N. Korean media also reports that Jong-il bowled a perfect game-300, on his first time out bowling! At about 5'3" and wearing that crazy jump suit of his, this is all very impressive. Read the full story HERE! [ comments ]
 klangdon says:I wonder if something like this is just completely made up or if he just cheats real bad... Like does he score a 120 and then just tell the media something else, or does he have goons hiding in the woods that roll balls out onto greens (and in the hole)? I checked, he hasn't registered any of his scores with the USGA... 12/12/06
 Kickntrue says:My guess is that he has never even swung a club. I was actually discussing this with my wife last night. It is so sad to think we live like we do- and some people are still so oppressed in this world that they are FORCED to believe this. With no courses and no real golf exposure, they have to take the media reports as true. 12/12/06
 merlin2driver says:Probably like the blowhard that told me "yeah I got a hole in one,one time ,it was a par 3, last hole of the day, with the green right below the club dining room window, so everyone eating dinner got to see it. I've never seen a course end with a par 3, much less with clubhouse glass behind it. 12/12/06
klangdon says:I don't think the people really believe it all. I think they are just forced to act like they do in public. Questioning anything could lead to death. One reason that Kim Jong Il has never played on any course other than his home one, is that he is afraid to fly. He has only gone to international meetings in China and Russia and travelled by train in both cases... 12/13/06
Kickntrue says:I'm not sure I agree. I think they are possibly so oppressed they really do believe him. Even if they hate him- and his rule and what it means to their lives. Think about it, most of these people have probably never seen any real golf- if they even know what it is at all. If their leader says that he can do something- a something which they have NO intelligent knowledge of, why would they not believe? 12/13/06
klangdon says:Im just thinking that they all have bodies and they have to understand athleticism, strenth, etc. Any person with abilty to think logically should be able to look at the dudes picture and say, "hey this guy isn't an athlete." 12/17/06
JWHpurist says:
"The Only Hole In One", this "Gentleman" is entitled to receive is a .308 entrance hole in the upper left thorax @ 400 meters delivered by a 200 gr. Sierra Match King! See if Snyper knows what I'am talking about!! JWHpurist 6/2/09
 mmontanaro says:This is what communism is all about. They really don't care what the rest of the world thinks of them, all they care about is what their people think. And what their people think is tightly controlled. 12/17/09
zach.ptrsn says:
This is all wrong. Kim Jong-iI is the North Korean leader. Kim Jong-II is the athlete. How can you mix this up? But I guess it wouldn't be the first time if a politician lied. But we'll give it to him. Good work Supreme leader of North Korea, Chairman of the National Defense Commission, General Secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea, the Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army. It totally makes sense that you rock at golf. Congrats! 4/26/10
 props123 says:You guys are all so negative. I believe the report about the golfing and bowling. In fact I saw him fly over my house the other day without the aid of an airplane. He then landed in the ghetto and played ball with local thugs. He scored everytime he got the ball. I then saw him help a stranger fix his Galaxy 500 collector car WITHOUT USING HIS HANDS OR WRENCHES. After that he and I went to a 5 Star restaraunt where he taught the chefs to cook and squeezed grapes for our wine. He is quite a little tiny guy. Very talented. 6/22/10
 ElGalloGigante says:It's a shame he didn't play on his country's World Cup team; Portugal would have gotten smoked. 6/22/10
legitimatebeef says:
We all know about Kim Jong-Il's human rights violations, the possible nuclear stockpiling and general douchebaggery and lack of diplomacy etc,, but lying about golf scores? And not even in a remotely realistic way? For me that is just as despicable as all the other stuff. 6/23/10
 coojofresh says:this is what the title should be, Kim Jong-il: Biggest Douche Bag in the World 6/24/10
 dottomm says:I read somewhere about a NK golf course where one Par 3 green is shaped like a funnel. Get it on the green and it's guaranteed to go in. If I was the supreme leader I would demand this of all putting greens. 8/9/10
toopyb says:
Kim Jon Il and his propaganda piss me the hell off. I'm going to go watch Pawn Stars whereispawnstarslocated.info/ 8/29/10
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