Golf Jokes are Funny (and some are inappropriate)
By Kickntrue on 12/14/06
I found this pretty cool site out of the UK that lists their favorite golf related jokes. I laughed out loud at a couple of them so I figured I would share them with you. Just a warning, they are all safe to read at work, but probably not all safe to TELL at work.

Check it out here.

A Sample Joke to get you warmed up!

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.

The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner, completely unaware of who the golfing pro is and what golf is about.

"Top of the mornin' to yerz, sir" says our attendant.

Tiger nods a quick "hello" ... and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dey den, son?"asks the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Tiger.

"Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

"Feckin Hell", says the Irishman, "Dem boys at BMW tink of everything!"


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