Messi will lead Barca to a 2-1 win today.
People Will Patent Anything
By Kickntrue on 5/27/09
Seriously, people will spend time and money coming up with the dumbest ideas. In honor of today's Champions League Final between Manchester United and Barcelona in Rome today, I wanted to do something that featured footballers and golf.

I dug around a bit and found "soccer golf." It's about how'd you'd guess it. You start at a tee box and kick a ball as few times as you can to get it in the goal (hole). Similar to both disc golf, and well, golf golf. The crazy thing is that someone was actually given a patent for this crap- so if you ever go out and try to do it you could be busted for infringement.

So here's to you Glenn Bernard of 4640 Huggins St., San Diego, CA, 92122. Congrats on being a moron. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to watch Lionel Messi win a cup.

Soccer-golf, Patent 6190272

[ comments ]
dlouder says:
You arn't kidding... thats just like that damn UroClub ( Woo, a golf club you can pee in, just what we need! /sarcasm
Kickntrue says:
I'm not going to ruin what's going on in the Champions League Final so far.. but why do they introduce a new ball for the "Super Bowl" of the sport? Can you imagine if they introduced a new golf ball to all the players at the US Open or Masters?
colbymark says:
Hank Hill said it best:

"Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking."
Alan Ellis says:
Really? The first step in soccer-golf is "a fee is paid"? So if I go out and play this for free, I'm not infringing on his game?
JWHpurist says:
This "Guy" appears to be an Outpatient from The Scripps Mental Health Clinic or borderline intellect!! This is no more than "Kick The Can" with a golf ball. Who the hell would be foolish enough to engage in this waste of time or energy? This is why I live in the High Sierra not San Diego. Many fools abound in that area and TJ! JWHpurist
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