The stories are real- this post is not.
No Nudity In This Post
By Kickntrue on 10/7/09
Okay- and now for golf "news" that involved zero nudity for the first time today.
* Tiger says he's not a billionaire. (Story)
* Michael Jordan is breaking laws by smoking cigars while golfing at the President's Cup. (Story)
* Y.E. Yang burst a blood vessel in his eye so it just looks like he's spent the past week in Scooby Doo's Mystery Machine with Shaggy. (Story)
* Phil Mickelson's back hurts, but he'll be ready for this weekend. (Story)
[sic'd] Hmmm.. putting all of these stories together... maybe someone needs to check Jodan's cigars for tobacco content versus a more lush Californian preferred fare. Then- someone needs to make sure he's not sharing secrets with Y.E. Yang and the international team (hence the red eyes). Tiger is financing the whole thing which is why he's not in fact a billionaire- and Phil, who is frenemies with Tiger is sitting on the outside- the on true person in need of the medicinal chronic for his back pain.
Wow... and you wonder how rumors get started on the internet.
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well that killed ten minutes.... only 1 hour 29 minutes unitl 5!
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