A little of both...
Golf Or Sex - Poll Question Expanded
By Kickntrue on 10/29/09
I promise- I'll keep this rated PG-13 or TV-14* (will you?) but I think the poll question deserves comments.

To me- it's almost impossible to answer and frankly the choice would probably change by situation. Here in my office- I can rationally say I'd rather play golf. BUT- let's say I choose golf with the caveat that at any given point I can change my mind, but at that instance would never be able to play golf again. Heck- by tonight I'd probably have my sticks on Ebay. The key is to have no temptation for sex. Some of you married men should have no problem.

Enjoy the banter- and like I mentioned up top- keep things mostly clean. We'll have to delete any comments that get too graphic.

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*As a (long) side note- do you find it funny that there is so much difference between the MPAA's PG-13 rating and the FCC's TV-14 rating? You'd think a 14 year old could hear/see more, but clearly this is not the case. A PG-13 movie can drop S*** frequently, drop 1 F-bomb and even show an instance of non-sexual nudity (artist drawing nude subject is classic use of this). TV-14 doesn't allow any of this, though frankly I'm scared to let my 14 year old watch a show like "Grey's Anatomy." I think I'd much rather them watch a TV-MA show like "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" or "South Park" where at least the issues are just with swearing, versus manipulation, indiscretion and general moral decay (wow- I'm turning into such a parent).


[ comments ]
Backquak says:
can't we have both, I always try to talk the wife into a round before the round. Sometimes it works, sometimes it backfires, I never know how it will play out but its worth a try, kinda like golf.
10/29/09
 
C-4 says:
LOL..LMAO...you poor souls have to choose...just like sex, shopping, and shoes make a happy wife...sex and golf makes for a happy husband. if your spouse or mate make you choose, trader her in or learn how to play the game...and i dont mean golf. or bring the little lady with. the only thing that will get you more kudos on the course other than a hole in one is getting your club polished while you wait for the next group to tee off(boy that was a great round and I was about 18 over)
10/29/09
 
Banker85 says:
I guess it would depend obvioulsy on the situation... But sitting at work right now and not having golfed in 3 weeks and gotten some yesterday i would pick golf over sex 1000%

@c-4: i think you misunderstood the post it is a question. You would have to be pretty desperate in my opinion to give up golf for sex especially if it such a passion ilike it is for me. My wife doesnt golf has no interest to but would never make me choose.
10/29/09
 
TWUES17 says:
If I choose golf I still have hands.
10/29/09
 
munk24 says:
I nudge my wife at 6:30 AM and I ask her golf or you know what! I get to play a lot of golf
10/29/09
 
Drifty101 says:
at my age, i'd rather play golf 90% of the time.
10/29/09
 
activesense says:
Golf...it lasts longer and you can play more than one hole.
10/29/09
 
k-von says:
I see the dilemma. While I don't mean to offend any of oobgolf's more seasoned citizens here, I can't imagine sex being all that enjoyable after the first 25-35 years (sorry, Cialis, you're not selling me here) and I've played golf with couples in their 80's and believe me, they're still having every bit of fun as you or I playing golf, so I would be inclined to side with golf for the long run. Then again, I have heard that it's fairplay to gather ye roses while ye may, so I would have to heed the Little Captain's orders on this one.
10/30/09
 
cheymike says:
@kjn... you have NO idea. It gets better!! But yeah... golf does last longer. LOL!
10/30/09
 
Banker85 says:
Munk and Activesense got it! LOL!
10/30/09
 
nobaddays says:
wife plays golf, so sex on the golf course
10/30/09
 
Kickntrue says:
@nobaddays - you must play different golf courses than me.
10/30/09
 
Backquak says:
sex on the golf course? is that what's causing the slow play? I gotta get the wife into golf... Something to do, while we're waiting for nobaddays.
10/30/09
 
jbird899 says:
Def sex! If you are choosing golf then your partner isn't much to write home about. Sorry, golf is great, but high schhol kids aren't bustin their humps to try to play golF for a reason.
10/30/09
 
Banker85 says:
valid points made for both sides... for a lifetime i would have to say sex though, i mean c'mon guys really...really?!!?
10/30/09
 
Mjw71772 says:
this is a good question you ask, I mean what if the sex is lousy? I mean I would much rather play golf then, or what if the course you got to play was in horrible shape, then definitely sex. There is no one answer to this without having all the facts first. If I have to choose between average sex and an average course, I will take the course, but if it is between mind-blowing toe curling sex and an awesome course, sex wins, and if both were to be completely horrible, I will take up table tennis haha. Just my thoughts.
10/30/09
 
Banker85 says:
and i dont care but i should get credit for this post idea.... i asked a similar question on the callaway commercial post.

Just saying...

ok i might care a little bit but thats just because i have nothing else to do at work.
10/30/09
 
PingRhoda says:
@munk24 lmao. That's great
10/30/09
 
chief_broom says:
The worst sex I ever had really wasn't all that bad, on the other hand my worst day on the golf course...
10/31/09
 
oobscott2 says:
well at my age in my mid 20s, id have to pick golf. past my prime anyways
10/31/09
 
Banker85 says:
seriously past your prime... thats sad. i am 24 and am in my PRIME!
11/2/09
 
golfgirl says:
OK, first of all I know (as well as anyone) that any post with "sex" in the title will get more traffic by far than one without. If you can work in "nudity", "bikini", or "slut" they'll give you search engine traffic for years to come, but you already know that, and it's beside the point.

As far as the sex or golf question is concerned, as several commentors have suggested, it totally depends on the quality of the golf course vs. the quality of the sex partner, thus it's quite impossible to answer without further details. There are just too many extreme variation is both sex and golf.
11/2/09
 
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