Tiger A No-Show For His Tourney
By Kickntrue on 11/30/09
Can this please be the last Tiger Woods post of this week? Doubt it... but I'll try.
Woods said in a statement on his Web site that his injuries prevented him from playing in the Chevron World Challenge. He was scheduled to hold a news conference Tuesday for the tournament, which he hosts annually for a small, invited, field.

"I am extremely disappointed that I will not be at my tournament this week," Woods said. "I am certain it will be an outstanding event and I'm very sorry that I can't be there."

Headaches and soreness will keep Woods from traveling to attend the tournament, The Golf Channel reported.
I had his chances of showing up at about 2%. Looks like I was probably off by about 2%. Still- an elite field that Tiger hosts and is for his charity... you'd think he'd at least show up.

Refunds will be offered. If I'm another golfer scheduled to attend, I think I'm bailing.

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[ comments ]
jeremyheslop says:
I think he will still show up. He'll be in cammo looking for gophers during off hours!
11/30/09
 
bducharm says:
Who is this Tiger Woods you speak of???
11/30/09
 
Banker85 says:
That is such a punk move. Man up and go kick some ass on the golf course! Do what makes people love you...WIN! And maybe this will all be forgotten, doubt it but worth a try. I am not mad at you Tiger, just disappointed.
11/30/09
 
jeremyheslop says:
Banker85, I agree I think if he played his weekend fiasco would go under the radar. Of course if his face is that jacked up he might not want 300 tabloids using the photos from him playing as the next headline.
11/30/09
 
mjaber says:
I wonder if it is under a doctor's advice that he not travel. I suppose it's possible he has a mild concussion... (mental note: hide golf clubs if I anger my wife)
12/1/09
 
Tim Horan says:
I think Ellie has him under house arrest!
12/1/09
 
bducharm says:
Have you guys heard this one yet - What is the difference between and golf ball and an Escalade??? Tiger can't drive an Escalade 300 yards!!! Come on, that is funny!!!
12/1/09
 
oobscott2 says:
what's the difference between tiger's wedge and his Escalade? He can back his wedge up...
12/1/09
 
oobscott2 says:
i wonder if he is using his injuries as a cover to not have to answer questions at the tournament. He won the US open on basically a broken leg, and he cant walk around with a headache? seems like a lame excuse to me...
12/1/09
 
Barroomhero says:
He probly has to stay home and roll change to pay that $164 fine he just got
12/1/09
 
mjaber says:
How long do you think it took Tiger to go out and get an Escalade after his deal with Buick ended?
12/1/09
 
bducharm says:
The FHP called Elin to ask her how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know, but put me down for a 5"!!! :-) Come on...
12/1/09
 
bducharm says:
The rest of the PGA Tour are now calling Elin to find out how to beat Tiger!!!
12/1/09
 
Matt F says:
I just heard audio from a voice mail that Tiger left for some chick asking her to take her name off her voice mail message cause his wife went through his phone and would be probably calling her soon. I have to say that listening to the audio, it's him. www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/hear-tiger He's toast.

Matt

Matt
12/2/09
 
Backquak says:
bducharm, those are awesome, keep 'em coming. How bout, whats the difference between Tigers driver and Tigers driving... nothing, they both end up in the trees.
AAAHHH, your's are much better.
12/2/09
 
Swingem says:
@bducharm; thats some funny stuff!
12/2/09
 
oobscott2 says:
@bducharm
you come up with all these yourself?
i wont lie, i have to use google to find good jokes
12/3/09
 
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