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Golf Porn Lawsuit Getting Hot!
By Kickntrue on 12/16/09
I've found non-Tiger related golf news. You ready for a golf porn lawsuit?
Raul Quintana owned a number of condos on exclusive Fisher Island, just off of Miami Beach. One day last year, he rented out one of the units to a "representative from a modeling agency" that wanted to hold a "photo shoot." You can imagine where this went.

Yes, the "photo shoot" turned out to be the filming of "A Sexy Golfing Experience," on the high-class site "Ass Parade."
There you go folks. First and last mention ever of Ass Parade on oobgolf. Anyway- Mr. Quintana has been notified that he's no longer welcome at the Fisher Island community and he's suing the porn company "Bangbros.com" for not telling him that "modeling" actually meant "filming a porn."

I've got to say... I've been rallying against stupid lawsuits but this one has some merit, assuming Quintana really didn't know. How obvious that was I cannot know.

The links are completely "safe" to click but do contain some strong language and discuss a lawsuit featuring pornography as the defendant. Click at your own risk.

Miami New Times News
Via Deadspin.com


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[ comments ]
mjaber says:
I have to wonder what the name of the "modelling agency" was.
12/16/09
 
Bryan K says:
I fail to see how any of this is the porn company's fault. It sounds to me like the Fisher Island Community Association is way out of line, and the lawsuit should be addressed against them.
12/16/09
 
Shankapotamus says:
In the free preview clip, the guy in the scene is shown trying to hit an orange ball off one of the greens with a fairway wood while wearhing jeans. I wonder what tipped off the other residents that they weren't legit?
12/16/09
 
Kickntrue says:
@shankapotamus - can you guess which part of your statement has me rolling on the floor?!
12/17/09
 
Shankapotamus says:
@Kick- I'm guessing the fact that I was curious enough about this to go and find the actual scene. If not that, I'll go with the jeans.
12/17/09
 
Oak says:
I'd be fibbing if I said I wasn't a fan of some of Bangbros vids. Haha, goodtimes.

If I was living in the community I'd surely ask if I can be a looper for one of the hotties. After the round, when I asked, "how about a little something for the effort," I'd be expecting something more than "total consciousness."
12/17/09
 
mmontanaro says:
If it didn't cost money, you'd all watch! In fact, even though it does cost money, some of you will watch. We all like the steamy sex scenes in movies, and the hot actress, but everyone gets defensive about porn. Secretly, you all love it!
12/17/09
 
Junior says:
Truth be told. If I was the owner, I would open up the course to free play to any actress that would be willing to golf in the nude. I would also volunteer to be a "fluffer" for the actresses. Just my two cents.
12/17/09
 
Junior says:
Ok I checked out the trailer. If that is the only thing they did "on" the golf course then I believe the lawsuit is complete BS. I would welcome her in her attire at any golf course I play. Additionally, I have seen some cart girls wearing questionable outfits. Just made me want to buy more beer!
12/17/09
 
Shankapotamus says:
@Junior- I played a course in Mississippi on a golf trip that partnered with Hooters and the cart girls wore the standard Hooters uniform on the course. Just as I'm about to tee off on a long par 3 over water, one of them drives up. I turned around to get a look at her and she was standing right there behind me on the tee box waiting for me to hit before asking if anyone needed anything. Obviously I shanked the ball right in the hazard. It was the worst swing I had made in about two years. I turned back around and I could tell it was all she could do to not laugh at me.
12/17/09
 
falcon50driver says:
A fellow I know.......played in a tournament that had hired several girls from the local topless club to serve drinks at each tee box. All the guys had several pictures made with the young lovelies draped across them in several positions. The roll of film was taken out of the camera for safe keeping....... It was found in the fellow's van by his wife and she dutifully turned it in to Walgreen's for him. You can fill in the rest of the story.
12/18/09
 
Banker85 says:
were the ladies topless on the course?
12/18/09
 
C-4 says:
right on Junior......mmontanaro..most of these guys dont watch porn because their wives and mommy's wont let them...wife and mommy could be one in the same....they all want to watch.
12/18/09
 
falcon50driver says:
Banker85..yes they were topless and very friendly. You can tell this is an old story...guy drove a van...film type camera...Anyway I guess the statute of limitations has expired by now and the story can be told. It wasn't as funny back then as it is now.
12/19/09
 
Oak says:
I knew a Hooters girl pretty well and one time she showed me pics of all these drunk and horny dudes all over the girls looking pretty pathetic and a touch lewd at a tourny. Only thing was.......I knew several of these guys as they were married with kids and members of the prestigious Merion Golf Club where I worked. Needless to say a brief mention of me, albeit jokingly, to these misfits led to some pretty sweet Xmas tips one year. Haha.
12/19/09
 
falcon50driver says:
I hadn't even begun playing golf back when I saw those pictures, but I started thinking " now there's a game I might enjoy."
12/19/09
 
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