Is this Kevin? I have no clue?!
Newlywed Jonas Brother Promises Not To Golf
By Kickntrue on 12/23/09
Kevin Jonas of the Jonas Brothers got married over the weekend, and promised his wife he wouldn't golf- because of the bad things it can obviously lead to in marriage.
he honeymooning newlywed groom Kevin Jonas, one-third of the Jonas Brothers, has made a promise to his new bride, Danielle, that he will never ever play golf.

A relieved Danielle heaved a sigh of relief and told him that she really and truly appreciated him making that commitment.

She said that it showed true dedication to their marriage. Kevin pointed out that he knows full well from reading People Magazine, US Magazine, and watching Entertainment Tonight that playing golf can easily lead to other things, such as infidelity, adultery, and losing half of all your friggin' money.
Probably a good decision by Kevin. All you soon to be hitched men- take note.

/Yes, I know. Relax.

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[ comments ]
jakeisbill says:
Thank god that Ass Clown won't be in our way on the course.
12/23/09
 
lazorbeam says:
+1 to jakeisbill
12/23/09
 
mschad says:
She must be a real number if she thinks that would keep him from cheating on her. Like musicians on the road have never strayed.
12/23/09
 
falcon50driver says:
People with names like him are always coming up with some fish story.
12/23/09
 
kidputter says:
What a WHIPPED little boy. And such a naive little girl.
Golf has actually brought me CLOSER to my woman. Close enough to where she got a ring, finally. We're planning our wedding on the course and honeymooning at a golf resort.
Let that little wuss have his girl and their delusions. We will not miss either of them on the course.
12/23/09
 
mmontanaro says:
"Honey, I promise not to buy any Jonas Brothers music..."
12/23/09
 
mmontanaro says:
... what are groupies for?
12/23/09
 
Jattruia says:
...now if only he would commit to stop making music.
12/23/09
 
StxLax says:
I played ON my honeymoon. This guys just plain dumb.
12/23/09
 
blake_p says:
The word delusional comes to mind. Not that people probably keeps stats on this kind of stuff, but I’ll bet musicians are slightly ahead of professional golfers in the infidelity and adultery column.
12/23/09
 
Banker85 says:
i cant believe you said "Probably a good decision by Kevin. All you soon to be hitched men- take note." and i will NOT RELAX. that douche is not Tiger Woods. second that jattruia! i hate stupid people
12/23/09
 
Kickntrue says:
@everyone- I can't believe you people bought this crap. I figured I'd come clean since nobody seems to have caught on. The "source" is "TheSpoof.com." This is a joke!
12/23/09
 
kidputter says:
I call Shenanigans. You don't F%&! with golf stories like this. Nobody bothers to read the WHOLE article on a story with an opening like that. You need to add a footnote or something reminding us to read the complete article BEFORE we make fools of ourselves.
12/23/09
 
PingRhoda says:
spoof or not i still agree with jattruia
12/23/09
 
falcon50driver says:
Guess it just goes to show, that no one gives a rodent's rectum about reading anything about a bubble gum band. Incidentally, my marlin picture was taken in Cabo San Lucas this year. I read the article after you fessed up.
12/24/09
 
Kickntrue says:
@kidputter- I'll take that under consideration. I actually thought I did add a footnote - "/Yes I know, Relax." as in, yes i know its a joke, relax. Oh well, next time.
12/24/09
 
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