Not bad... but not a #1 seed.
Poor Natalie Gulbis
By Kickntrue on 3/16/10
I know I rip on Natalie sometimes- but she doesn't deserve this...
This time of year (March Madness) you see a lot of "culture brackets" pop up- featuring anything from "best food" to "hottest women." This story (naturally) comes from the latter. Esquire is doing a bracket to find the sexiest woman alive- and Natalie was a number 1 seed. As a joke- they matched her up against former Tennessee and current USC football coach Lane Kiffin. I'm sure you can see where this is going.
Kiffin (who qualified because he whines like a woman) is currently winning the poll by a margin of about 70% to 30%. It's not looking good for Gulbis unless she makes a late stage comeback. Kiffin could just be winning because of his wife. She is hot enough to project enough sexiness on her husband to beat about anyone (seriously- Google "Layla Kiffin").
Of course- this was setting Natalie up for disaster- but the real mistake was making her a number 1 seed. If they had used an ACTUAL number 1 seed-type attractive lady here- this would've never happened. I'm officially calling whoever made the seeds crazy (though this is Esquire we're talking about so...). Anne Hathaway vs Rachel McAdams in a 8/9 matchup is just ridiculous. I'd take either of them IN 10 YEARS SIGHT UNSEEN over Gulbis.
Anyway- if you want to right the ship, or pile on- feel free. You can vote for this matchup and any other with the link!
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Kurt the Knife says:
If she filled out a little and grew some hips, she would be much more attractive. I don't dig the knock-kneed look. Sorry, Natalie.
natalie's making a comeback!
as of 3:26PM EST she has 45% and he 55%.
@sierra164; So your saying that you prefer Lane Kiffin? :)
That picture makes it look like her upper plate could use some Sea Bond dental adhesive.
She has some odd angles on her, that's for sure. And Swingem is still gay.
Have you ever seen her in person at a tourney? I had the chance to escort her throughout last year's Kia Classic (and hoping to again this year!) and she's HOT!!! I don't know what it is about the camera making her look all "knock-kneed" or "odd-angled" but up close and personal, she is extremely good looking!
Paula Creamer's my fav girl, but I certainly wouldn't say no to Nat.
Morgan Pressel > Natalie Gulbis
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