STREETTCH (their fault, not mine)
OH - IO! I Love You!
By Kickntrue on 4/13/10
A 75 year old Ohioan was arrested for shooting raccoons on a golf course.
James Wracker Jr., 75, of Oberlin, was arrested Sunday night for discharging firearms at Spring Valley Golf Course before being released on a summons to appear in court.

According to a report from the Elyria Police Department, officers responded at approximately 9 p.m. to calls of someone shooting a shotgun. when they arrived at the golf course, they located an occupied cart near the 8th hole.

Two men were ordered off the cart. One of the men, Wracker, told the authorities that his shotgun and pistol were on the cart, and that he had been shooting raccoons.
Wracker claimed to work for the golf course- something the writer of the story failed to reconcile. (You think MY journalism is bad? He get's PAID to do it).

At any rate- it seemed like a fun story to end the day on. There really is nothing better than making fun of Ohio (with apologies to West Virginia, New Jersey and Mississippi). I hate to admit that his behavior sounds kind of fun. I've been on a golf course before with the sole intent of killing animals, but never with a gun and never raccoons.

Oh- I promised making fun of Ohio. So I'm going to get to it- but first the story of "finding" it. I typed "anti Ohio Jokes" into Google and found a good list of Ohio State Jokes. The dude's webpage has a link to his oobgolf profile! Completely random! It's like it's meant to be.

Q: What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT? A: Drool.

Q: How do you get an Ohio State Graduate off your front porch? A: Pay him for the pizza.

Two Ohio State football players were hootin’ and hollerin’ while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. “Two months?!” exclaimed the bartender. The Buckeye proudly replied, “Yeah, the box said 4 – 6 years!”

A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horse back riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.

Love it!

Ohio Man Kills Raccoons (and photo source)
Ohio Jokes

[ comments ]
jerdman says:
Theres an excessive amount of Ohio State bashing on this site. November 13th should shut you up again
Matt F says:
^^^Yes, again!
falcon50driver says:
I was in Ohio last week and a guy with an OSU sweatshirt held me up with a razor. He said "give me your wallet or I'll cut you". I think he would have too, if he could have found somewhere to plug it in.
cdubb says:
Really? Those were the best anti-Buckeye jokes you could find? I won't even bother wasting my time looking for Michigan jokes since the biggest joke is the Wolverine football team each year! ....and not sure if you heard but Rich Rod is once again being looked at by the NCAA for something he did in WVU. Nice choice Michigan! I didn't think it could get better than Carr but they definitely "one upped" themselves! ;)
Kickntrue says:
@cdubb- Couldn't agree with you more! Rich Rod and Michigan can go down too! As for November 13th... I guess we'll see. Seems to me the favored team loses that game almost every year.
mmontisano says:
why do all the trees in Ohio lean to the south? because West Virginia sucks.

white_rabbitt says:
We need an OSU v Michigan golf outing!
cdubb says:
Love the idea of a Mich vs OSU outing! Best combined score wins?
white_rabbitt says:
Yes. Home & away course switches every year. Winners get golden pants!
mosquito42 says:
Just another idiot who probably never has been to Ohio. Don't knock it til you try it. But then again...It would become a joke!
bgiacomelli says:
What's with the OSU bashing? Is this site out of Michigan?
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