A Golf Joke That Made me Chortle
By Kickntrue on 2/8/07
A murder has been committed and the police are called to an apartment to investigate. They find a man standing, holding a 5 iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground.
The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?"
"Did you hit her with that golf club?"
"Yes, yes, I did." The man stifles a sob, drops the club, and puts his hands on his head.
"How many times did you hit her?"
"I don't know for sure. Maybe, five, six, seven.....just put me down for a five."
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