Scottish Firemen Reprimanded
By Kickntrue on 6/11/10
Hitting golf balls at a retirement party- fine. Hitting golf balls at a retirement party from a roof into other buildings, not fine, especially when you're a fireman.
The crew followed a brigade tradition by driving off from their base in Portree, Skye, into the town's harbour at a retirement bash.
But the boozed-up firemen fluffed their shots during the do for Malcolm Maclean and ended up launching the balls into nearby gardens.

Last night one irate local said: "A couple of people found balls in their gardens and one man found smashed panes of glass in his greenhouse, along with golf balls.

"At first they thought it was kids but then it came to light it might have been the firefighters.
Ah, well- it's tradition. Plus the only reason it happened is because they were drunk- and sucked at golf.

Maybe they shouldn't have built a greenhouse so close to a fire station?! Duh...

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[ comments ]
Banker85 says:
that is why i dont drink and golf... anymore.
6/11/10
 
tennesseeboy says:
Scottish Firemen = Drunk Firemen
6/11/10
 
falcon50driver says:
A Scotsman, on in this case, an Irishman, Is not drunk as long as he can hold on to a blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.
6/11/10
 
falcon50driver says:
My company has a strict policy for the pilots...No smoking within 8 hours before a flight, and no drinking alcohol within 50 feet of the aircraft.
6/11/10
 
Kurt the Knife says:
i don't drink anymore on the golf course.
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wait for it...
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I don't drink any less either.
6/11/10
 
Kurt the Knife says:
@merlin

Our pilot guideline is "eight inches between bottle and throttle."
6/11/10
 
Kurt the Knife says:
or was that eight hours?
6/11/10
 
DissidentAggressor says:
Or, as Dean Martin would say, "If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."
6/15/10
 
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