An Open Letter To oobers!
By Kickntrue on 7/9/10
Special thanks to Dan Gilbert for the inspiration. (If you don't get this at all...)


Dear oobgolf, All Golfers On The Internet And People Who Golf Wherever You May Be Tonight;

As you know by now, this site completely rocks and for those who visit us regularly, we'd never turn on you.

I don't mean to be narcissistic, and self promoting but we do have some big changes coming (even by this afternoon) and you'll have a big "decision" to make. I can't wait to be "witness" to it. Basically, you'll have to decide if you ever want to look at another golf site ever again.

Because, if you do ever look at another golf site- I'll turn on you! I'd like to think your self appointed title of "weekend hack" would be good enough for me, but it's not. Visiting other golf sites make you a traitor and I've held back my feelings for way too long by covering up for your web browsing activity. Other golf sites just won't do it for you and you simply don't deserve their cowardly UI and weak functionality.

You have given so much and deserve so much more.

In the meantime, I want to make one statement to you today:

I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT OOBGOLF WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD AND MAKE YOU A BETTER GOLFER LONG BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER "OTHER-SITES" HELP YOU

You can take it to the bank.

If you thought we were motivated before today to bring you a great website, I can tell you that tomorrow will be even better! Our "motivation" is all on you guys.

Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.

Sorry, but that's simply not how it works. We won't quit on you.

Sleep well, oobgolf.

Tomorrow is a new and much brighter day...



Andrew Brown
Majority Douchebag
oobgolf.com


[ comments ]
birdieXris says:
You've got issues. Deep seeded issues for which you should probably seek professional help --- or just go play a round or two of golf. HAHA> nice, man.
7/9/10
 
svj says:
i'm a little comfused... the cartoons were a lot cooler, then this creepy post..
7/9/10
 
bplewis24 says:
I get it! He's mocking Dan Gilbert's open letter to/about LeBrick James. Ha! Not bad...but I agree 100% with Gilbert :P

Brandon
7/9/10
 
sepfeiff says:
Creepy, check! Hilarious, check! Internet, check! I love it but I hate you for giving me an OOboner about some new changes to the site at least until I saw that this was a spoof.
7/9/10
 
Kickntrue says:
@sepfeiff- remember... most jokes are based in some truth.. (HINT HINT HINT)
7/9/10
 
mbills1015 says:
apparently SVJ isn't a basketball fan --- yeah he didn't do himself any favors when he wrote that letter. just made himself look really, really, realy bad.
7/9/10
 
mjaber says:
@Kickntrue... Let me guess... Oob is buying all members a brand new set of their choice of clubs?
7/9/10
 
Kickntrue says:
@mjaber- I have a feeling you'd do VERY bad on Jeopardy.
7/9/10
 
mjaber says:
@Kicknture... It never hurts to ask :)
7/9/10
 
KVSmith59 says:
yes, Oob is buying my website for 1 million dollars! I'm rich!~
7/9/10
 
ilovebacon says:
sepfeiff said "giving me an OOboner". Now that's funny!
7/9/10
 
ElGalloGigante says:
Personally, I enjoyed Gilbert's letter. Whether he sounded like a bitter ex-girlfriend or not, if I were a Cavs fan, I'd take comfort that my owner really wants to win.
7/9/10
 
Bill Zone says:
this is good..i mean who cares about lebron..they wont beat Kobe and the Lakers anyways. is there really a change to the site happening? watching the clock at work, cant wait to play a round at 645 tonight!!!
7/9/10
 
mjaber says:
The suspense is killing me....
7/9/10
 
GolfSmith7 says:
Funny stuff. I am a celtics fan but I say kudo's to Lebron like frank sinatra said "What is a man what has he got if not himself then he's go not" "I (lebron) did it my way"
7/9/10
 
srogers13 says:
Did anyone else get the sense that the energy and excitement during LeBron's "Decision" matched that of Tiger's first Post-Indiscretion News Conference?
7/9/10
 
Banker85 says:
Is there really going to be a chamge that will rock our world? or you just spoofing the douche from cleveland.

Dan gilbert is a bitter loser. plain and simple. cavs have no chance and i forsee a 70 win season in miami. they will win 3 championships in a row no doubt. my opinion. Lebron owes cleveland nothing.
7/9/10
 
jbird899 says:
I have used this site for 2-3 years now, and I had to say.......THANK YOU!!!! I have in the past 2 years gotten really into Golf and having an App on my iPhone that goes directly to a site that will keep stats is amazing! You also have turned me onto so many other golf related items. I am so grateful for this site and turned others onto it. Thank u again!
7/9/10
 
JAVink says:
Best post ever.
7/10/10
 
brianshaffer32 says:
Haha I feel so touched and moved, thanks OOB!!! and Banker I thought the same thing, "This feels like the Dan Gilbert thing haha"
7/10/10
 
Scott Shields says:
*slow clap*
7/12/10
 
id3st says:
self appointed title of "weekend hack" <--- Lol!
7/12/10
 
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