Tiger Commits To Relationship

Oh Canada... you make me SICK!

Tiger has admitted that he's in a relationship with Sean Foley as his new swing coach. What, did you think I meant something different?

Woods was typically coy Wednesday when asked specifically about his relationship with Foley, a Canadian who is based near Woods' Florida home.

But he did not dodge questions about committing fully to Foley's system and undergoing the possible lulls in his game that could occur.

"I've committed to the concepts, and more than anything, I understand what he's trying to teach," Woods said after playing in the pro-am for the BMW Championship at Cog Hill. "So that's the biggest thing."

Asked to characterize his relationship with Foley, Woods said, "We're working on it."

Then asked if Foley was his coach, Woods said, "He's coaching me."

Everyone saw this coming... so this isn't exactly a surprise, but it does concern me. I'm only 28 years old, but there are a couple things I've learned in life, and one of them is to NEVER, EVER, under any circumstance, trust a Canadian. They've been infiltrating our country for years (mostly through Dunkin Donuts) and spreading their ideals. If we're not careful, soon America's crime rate will go down, we'll all have health care and overall quality of life will go up. That's just not right!

Tiger + Foley = <3
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birdieXris says:
Canada = America's Hat . :)

9/9/10

knthornt says:
I think you meant to say Tim Horton's... Dunkin Donuts is an American company started in Quincy, MA.

9/9/10

Banker85 says:
oh i love canadian bacon!
Now just win a tournament already Tiger!

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Nethmonkey says:
mmmm, Timbits

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tpgirnds says:
Canada - The Coles Notes version. Ahem...Cliff Notes for the rest y'all.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjiwBwBL4Qo

Oh Canada! We love our beaver.

9/9/10

rmumph1 says:
EHHH!!!! What's this all aboot.
Blame Canada!!! (old south park quote).

Canada is so mellow. Maybe he will tame tiger a little.

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Kickntrue says:
More Canadian infiltration- and complete lack of respect for our laws- www.wbaltv.com/r/24942720/detail.html

9/9/10

cmuidiot says:
I agree with knthornt, it's Tim Horton's as the stem of Canadian infiltration.

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shaffer1969 says:
@Kickntrue
They've given us Justin Beiber and Celine Dion. And the CFL only has three downs and a thing called a "rouge".

We need to nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

9/9/10

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