Golf Is The New Sex
By Kickntrue on 10/15/10
You've heard about managers or coaches banning sex before a big match, right? Well- one Premier League Manager (that's soccer) is banning golf 48 hours before an event. Birmingham Manager Alex McLeish explains,
"Golfing so close to a football match, it stands to reason it is going to take it out of your legs.This is actually great fodder for me to use with the wife. I keep trying to tell her how great an exercise is- but she always claims the cart makes it irrelevant. Well- take THIS honey! English Premier League players can't play golf because it's so taxing!
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Just hope she does not use the no golf 48 hours before sex card on you.
@imasmrtazz (yes you are)- ooh.. that would be bad.
Duke of Hazards says:
As a mid-30's moderately out of shape 8 hrs behind the desk, in front of a computer guy, I can tell you that walking 18 holes is a fair bit of exercise, but in my current state, I wouldn't last 3 minutes playing soccer at a professional pace on a full-sized field. Pro Soccer (or Football, if you prefer) players are in ridiculously good shape, I highly doubt playing golf is going to tire them out. Besides, who 'marches' on a golf course anyway? Golf is a game of leisure. Seems like the 'getting pissed and drunk' part is the real issue.
The wife uses no Sex 48 hours after golf rule on me, but I still go play.
So if you only play nine holes, it's no-sex for 24 hours?
@Duke -- reading your post: "...I wouldn't last 3 minutes..." [OH MAN, DON'T GO THERE] "...playing soccer..." [WHEW!!!]
@pappybro-doesn't matter how much I play, as soon as I walk out the door the no sex starts. So I should at least play 36 holes.
I doubt that they use carts, though - not so common here in the UK!
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