Freaking John Daly ...
By Kickntrue on 11/12/10
I hope things work out the best for John Daly, but look what he's started. He's starting to spread his influence to other sports; sports involving impressionable young women.
Tom Hodges — at 28, the youngest D1 coach in the country — needed to set his [Morehead State] Eagles apart. So he thought of one golfer who manages to stand out from the crowd, despite not having the greatest skill set: John Daly. That's right, Hodges turned to a life of blowing his money on booze and easy women.

No, not really. But he did call up LoudMouth Golf, Daly's clothing sponsor. They sent over a handful of suits and "at least 15 pairs of pants that he calls the 'wildest, craziest things you ever have seen.'" Gratis, as long as he wears them to games. Not that we imagine he'd wear them in day-to-day life.
Oh man... this story has so many options. We could go with the obvious "Morehead State" joke, especially good since Hodges is the women's team coach, but that's just too easy. Instead- we'll let the picture speak for itself. You know that line in Happy Gilmore, where he says, "If I wore clothes like that I'd have to kick my own ass."? Well... despite that truth, it's still somewhat acceptable in golf. Basketball on the other hand... I dunno.

Ask yourself this... if you were a parent of one of the young women on the Morehead State team, would you want THAT GUY in the locker room with your daughter?!**

Full Story & photo source


** THAT IS OBVIOUSLY A JOKE- I'M SURE COACH HODGES HANDLED HIMSELF LIKE A COMPLETE GENTLEMAN AT ALL TIMES WITH HIS PLAYERS


[ comments ]
Clint24 says:
That suit literally hurts to look at.
11/12/10
 
bducharm says:
I LOVE Loudmouth Golf clothes...
11/12/10
 
Panerai111 says:
Wow.. He looks like an out of work clown. He's so sad.
11/13/10
 
birdieXris says:
What's with the pigeon toes?? he gotta hit the can or something?
11/14/10
 
Ed Men says:
Or a clown dressed for an interview....
I think the pioen toe is an visual illusion caused by the power suit.
11/14/10
 
Jattruia says:
At least the only people that have to see this are the teams playing and the dozens of fans.
11/15/10
 
bobhooe says:
AT LEAST HE'S WEARING SHOES, YEEHAW
11/15/10
 
falcon50driver says:
Bart's friend Crusty wouldn't wear that crap.
11/15/10
 
helfon says:
It's more Craig Sager than John Daly

craigsagerssuits.tumblr.com/
11/15/10
 
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