Cameron Diaz Says Golf Is Like Crack Cocaine
By Kickntrue on 1/13/11
Hey- a celebrity who is also a female who some people find attractive plays golf. Sound the alarm. (It's Cameron Diaz.)
"I've been golfing for about eight years but I hadn't golfed for, like, three years until recently... because it's kind of like crack cocaine to me... I'm getting my clubs fitted... and I'm very excited."
Unlike Diaz (maybe?), I have no clue what cocaine is like- so I can't compare it to golf, but I dig the intensity!

I guess the point of this is that we're now supposed to think Diaz is even more amazing and attractive, the perfectly unobtainable woman- because she even digs golf. I assume her boyfriend (are they still dating?) Justin Timberlake has probably helped her get even more into the game.

Since this post is otherwise pointless, except for showing a picture of Diaz, feel free to leave comments below on the topic of her attractiveness as well as what drugs you've taken.

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[ comments ]
bkuehn1952 says:
Alcohol.
1/13/11
 
bducharm says:
Alcohol, weed, speed, cocaine...clean for 4 years from alcohol - clean from drugs for 20 years...
1/13/11
 
Kurt the Knife says:
women.
restrict misself to one a day.
1/13/11
 
Kurt the Knife says:
the same one BTW
1/13/11
 
homermania says:
Nice save Kurt. I guess I'll be the first one to say I'm addicted to golf. Best example: one Saturday morning, my wife finds me at the kitchen table around 9am and says, "Wow, you're up early. Going golfing today?" I said, "I was up before dawn and have already played 18 holes!"
1/13/11
 
SD Charlie says:
Diaz / Timberlake was years ago. Although, I bet it was JT who got her into golf to begin with. Hopefully, she's talking about the commonly known notion about the addictiveness of crack, and not speaking from personal experience! No one wants to date a crackhead. Reminds me of a hookup story my buddy told me a while back - he woke up in the middle of the night to see the girl he hooked up with smoking crack. I'm sure that's an image that can't be unseen.
1/13/11
 
white_rabbitt says:
I love crack...but I love golf more!
1/13/11
 
Banker85 says:
SHE just got attractive to me. wonder what her HC is? i dont think you would be able to play golf on crack. to twitchy.
1/13/11
 
brian575 says:
homermania, I love the comment from you wife. I could see that happening to me.
1/13/11
 
falcon50driver says:
I heard Rosie O'Donald got arrested at the airport, TSA raised her dress and found 50 pounds of crack.
1/13/11
 
homermania says:
Merlin, that joke would work if Rosie O'Donell wore dresses.
1/13/11
 
dottomm says:
I know I'm addicted to Golf. I told myself to take all of January off from playing because of the rainy weather this time of year and I always seem to play crumby when it's wet. I played twice in the first week and I played crumby both times. Hope to get out this weekend too.
1/13/11
 
tartantoml says:
love golf at the crack of dawn... don't know her last name
1/13/11
 
munk24 says:
Best way for me to play golf is to snuggle up to wife early in the morning and say golf or ummm. I get to play a lot of golf.
1/13/11
 
homermania says:
@munk - the best way to put that line is "Golf course or intercourse?"
1/13/11
 
munk24 says:
@homer, lol
1/13/11
 
Swingem says:
Saturday golf means gettin busy Friday night
1/13/11
 
Tha Clint says:
All i can think of are those blue eyes and her grip on a shaft.........lost in thought almost passed out
1/13/11
 
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