It's Friday - And oob Loves You
By Kickntrue on 2/25/11
A new study out of Germany attempts to prove that staring at women's breasts increases male life expectancy. The person whole green-lit that grant should be given a statue!
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
Wait- the doctor who ran the study is female?! That's even sexier!
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.
Clearly, I need to start responding to those radio ads for study participants.

Well- I think the results are pretty conclusive- and what kind of person would I be to watch oobers suffer?! Happy Friday!

Full Story - (To show your wives and girlfriends. Good luck!)




Photo: Our friend Anna Rawson. SEE- GOLF RELATED!!!


[ comments ]
Kurt the Knife says:
I'll be immortal...

so I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
2/25/11
 
Kurt the Knife says:
jeez, the girls in the office are getting a little weird about my new health plan.
2/25/11
 
Kickntrue says:
@KtK- that ain't cool. Show them the article and tell to share in the showing.
2/25/11
 
homermania says:
oobies
2/25/11
 
Kickntrue says:
Sadly, someone already owns boobgolf.com or we could start a site focused just on this.
2/25/11
 
Jattruia says:
So, the unlucky participants couldn't stare at boobs for 5 years? What the f did they do to deserve that?
2/25/11
 
Kurt the Knife says:
hmmm... one 38DD dose or 2 32B doses.
I don't want to overdose.

Or maybe I do.
oops, 'scuse me a minute. I see our HR director wants a meeting today.
2/25/11
 
Banker85 says:
thanks oob for clarifying that i am not a perv just a health conscience individual. Anna is a nice subject to make my self healthier by staring at her.
2/25/11
 
Kurt the Knife says:
I wonder what they did with the placebo group?
2/25/11
 
rmumph1 says:
My wife doesn't agree with the study. She stated if I stare at other women's breast, I will not live very long. I think she is right.
2/25/11
 
Banker85 says:
lol rmumph1
2/25/11
 
Backquak says:
I knew it!!!! I knew it!!! I knew it!! Ofcourse, how could something so natural be bad, its in the hard wiring, the poor saps that were told to avoid boobs probly killed themselves just to get out of the study... which just helped the results be all the more conclusive... and we thank them for their sacrifice...
2/25/11
 
PabloRiv says:
What does this have to do with golf? --Nothing. Maybe you want to make female oobers feel unwelcome? -- Mission accomplished.
2/25/11
 
Kurt the Knife says:
uhhh... Pablo?
Anna Rawson....Golfer.
go away now.
2/26/11
 
Kurt the Knife says:
n don't come back...
i have immortality to achieve
2/26/11
 
mankowa says:
I thought it would make you blind? Oh wait, nevermind.
2/26/11
 
PabloRiv says:
uhhh... Kurt?
I get it, she is a golfer - that makes it ok to talk about boobs like a 13 year old boy. I get that I am in the minority here, and that the site is run by someone that think's its ok to objectify women - a bad business model - but that is his right. He has the right to delete my posts and my account too, until then, I will state my opinions.
2/26/11
 
munk24 says:
Go read the full story, there are comments there and some of them are priceless.
2/26/11
 
falcon50driver says:
Doesn't like boobs,36 handicap, apparently doesn't like golf, what do you like?
2/26/11
 
PabloRiv says:
merlin, I like golf -even though I am not very good, I like boobs -I get to stare at pair as much as I want. I also know where and how to appropriately talk about both. I don’t like this puerile discussion.
2/26/11
 
windowsurfer says:
Pablo appears to be titting at windmills.
2/26/11
 
srogers13 says:
I tend to go more along the lines that Pablo has no sense of humor. Heaven forbid if anyone can laugh at what is basically an idiotic study that wasted a lot of money. And heaven forbid if a SFW picture of a golfer is put up to further go along with the article. No one should be having any fun, per Pablo's world view.
2/27/11
 
Kickntrue says:
Pablo is entitled to his opinion and admittedly this is borderline oob content. I'm not going to remove it but in an attempt of fairness of objectification I'm going to link this - www.oobgolf.com/content/fore+play/1-4135-Camilo_
2/27/11
 
falcon50driver says:
EEEEEwwww..Let's just get back to objectifying women. OK?
2/27/11
 
Kurt the Knife says:
can't deny. Camilo V makes an effort.
More than can be said for me.
FTR I never have objectified women beyond the extent they have offered themselves.
2/28/11
 
falcon50driver says:
Pablo, This crowd sometimes seems hostile, but it's all in fun. You are correct, the subject has very little to do with golf. The only thing that really seems to be taboo here, is politics and religion. However I think a lot of women like being the object of our attention, hence the multibillion cosmetics industry.
2/28/11
 
Kickntrue says:
@jdhowens- BOOOOOOOO! But still- this version says GERMAN! It's back on as real!!!
2/28/11
 
Backquak says:
Dang it jdhowens, I was telling every guy at a conference about this study over the weekend, why? why? why?

stupid urban legend.
2/28/11
 
Kurt the Knife says:
I'm not taking any chances.
2/28/11
 
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