Tiger Woods Is Dating Again
By mustang6560 on 3/21/11
Reports are starting to surface that Tiger Woods is back in the dating world.
Tiger's new girlfriend, Alyse Lahti Johnson, is a 22-year-old college student and she seems to be a cut above his former mistresses, at least in terms of status.
Johnston's biological father is former St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Jeff Lahti, according to RadarOnline.The 22-year-old seems to know how to have fun. She just recently completed her community service stemming from a DUI last year. She looks rough in her mugshot, but she is definitely a looker.
What about Elin? Well, she just bought a $12.2 million house in North Palm Beach which is about 10 minutes from Tiger's new lair. I wouldn't be surprised to see a few "pool" boys working on her pool (wait, there's not pool?).
Tiger, I'm glad to see you're back in the driver seat. But do your children (and yourself a favor), don't EVER get married again. You've proven to the world that your mojo can't be satisfied with just one woman so spare your kids extra trips to the therapist in the future.
If Tiger wins at Augusta, then we know the golfing cosmos are back aligned.
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Good for Tiger. Now just win damn it.
i wondering, if tiger has gotten bored with himself... i mean, i love reading my drafts for some idea at work and love hearing myself talk in meetings.. everyone does so don't lie, but if everytime i turn on the golf channel,oob,yahoo sports, it was about me and i been doing nothing other than playing with my kids and making small business deals, i would be like wtf...
Did I accidentally type TMZ into my browser?
Scott Shields says:
I'm glad for him...but lets be honest, we all know he didn't wait till now to get back on the nipple. But thats neither here nor there ... I love the man, and just want to see him win again sooooon.
Dating "again"? He never stopped dating, that was kinda the whole problem.
Duke of Hazards says:
Appears that she hails from strong gold-digger/trophy wife stock.
@ DukeofHazards - Really, what kind of father would introduce his (step) daughter to him?
I do. Go get'em Tiger!
Dating "again"? He never stopped dating, that was kinda the whole problem."
That is damn funny right there.
Just when you thought Tiger can't get any lamer. Not that most of the media/sports star types are any better, look at Jim Nantz. Losers all...
Wait, we're calling her a "looker?" Woof.
Matt F says:
Least he could do is date someone closer to his age group...I don't get the much younger girl thing.
I don't see what the big deal was in the first place..he's a sports figure not the pope. We let the media conservatives run liberal actions into the ground. Woods brought more money to the game than any other pro golfer in history. It was appalling how he was beat into the ground for having an active libido. The commercial aspect of the game suffers when Tiger plays poorly...
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