Futzin' and Putzin' in the Bathroom
By mustang6560 on 5/17/11
Yesterday was my 26th birthday (please, hold the applause). I am officially over the first hump and onto the second!
To celebrate, I worked a full 8-hour day (lame, I know). But, seriously, after work, my girlfriend and I went to one of my favorite pizza joints in Jackson called Pizza Shack for some beer and pizza. Afterwards, we went to the new putt putt course for a little fun (thanks to LivingSocial for discount!). Amy had never played golf or putt putt before and managed to get a hole in one on her first putter ever! It was pretty cool, but not as cool as my hole in one.
Anywho, I only bring this up to tell you about the gift Amy got me for my birthday. She knows I love to golf and I enjoy a good bowel movement so she bought me the Potty Putter. It is actually pretty hilarious! The putting green is basically a large, felt bath mat that fits around your toilet and it includes a portable cup (with flag), two golf balls, a short putter and a sign that says "Do Not Disturb".
She was really excited to give me my present, which made me nervous because I didn't know if I would have to fake that I liked whatever it was. When I finally opened it, I started laughing my @ss off because I would never have thought something like this existed! I haven't had the opportunity to use my new Potty Putter, but I can't wait to try it. I thought about bringing it to work, but I decided Potty Putting is something best left to oneself.
Check out the silly infomercial with the Potty Putter.
Potty Putter Infomercial
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Happy Birthday. You will be receiving the bills for the therapy required to remove the picture of you sitting on the toilet from my memory. I have been irreparably harmed by this.
maybe for your next birthday... www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncjYnLgxyCI&feature=yout
Now you will have an excuse to be in there for so long.
My gf wanted me to point out the fact that she made more hole in ones than me - she had 3 and i only has 2.
@EveryoneFeelingSad - Next time you're feeling down, just re-read this line from Nathan, and feel good about yourself for not publishing this thought of yours on the web forever;
"She knows I love to golf and I enjoy a good bowel movement..."
Kurt the Knife says:
"and I enjoy a good bowel movement..."
mmmmm... yeah... the high life right there.
Kurt the Knife says:
oh. happy b-day, BTW.
I had this as my profile pic for the last 3 weeks, i think its hilarious.
I showed my wife last week, and she thought she'd never see me if she got me that, I'd be on the course, or on the potty green.
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