Tiger Woods Endorses Heat Rub
By mustang6560 on 6/30/11
Tiger Woods is finally back to work.

Well, not on the golf course, but Tiger did pick up his first new sponsorship deal since he accidentally hit a fire hydrant in his neighborhood.
The golfer will now be the spokesman for the Antiphlogistic Analgetic Vantelin Kowa series, a heat rub used to relieve muscle and joint pain made by Kowa Co. of Nagoya, Japan.

Terms of the deal weren't disclosed. A spokesman for Mr. Woods said the golfer, who has been out with an injury, has "already shot the commercials that will run soon in Japan, along with print materials."
"Antiphlogistic Analgetic Vantelin Kowa series", "heat rub" and "relieve" - I almost think the jokes on this one are too easy.
"Let Tiger Woods help "relieve" your sensitive spots."

"Is your body sore? Try Tiger Woods' new "heat rub" to help you unwind before bed."

"Analgetic? So is Tiger."
I did my best, now it's y'alls turn.

It's good to see companies realigning with Tiger Woods. He was the first athlete to earn a net worth of $1 billion and before the sex scandal, many people thought he'd make a second billion before another athlete would reach their first billion. If he's going to do that, he's going to need a few more endorsement deals.



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[ comments ]
mantajim says:
Just another example how far he has fallen. Heat rub & Tiger, really! What's next, an endorsement for toe fungus cream, condoms or an auto repair shop.
6/30/11
 
Kickntrue says:
@mantjim- I dunno. I'm guessing he's getting paid a CRAPLOAD of money. He's done ads in Asia before, we just didn't hear about them because they're not news. Infidelity is less of a deal culturally in Japan so his star has not fallen as far... but he's still the top pain athlete in the world for 2010 and on pace for 2011 so I'm doubting he's making deals because he needs the dough. I'm guessing it was a huge contract.
6/30/11
 
bobhooe says:
muscle hurt from "swinging" too hard, try Analgetic Heat Rub it made from spicy tuna roll so you know it good.
6/30/11
 
Kurt the Knife says:
He coulda used some of that anti-flog-istic when Elin was tryin to whup his ass with that 9-iron.
6/30/11
 
Kurt the Knife says:
Winning! with Tiger Blood
6/30/11
 
falcon50driver says:
I always thought the word was Analgesic, Kurt?
6/30/11
 
Kurt the Knife says:
Analgesic = pain reducing
Analgetic = capable of relieving pain

Antiphlogistic (term not much used any more) = Anti-inflammatory.
Anti-Flog-Istic = Anti-Flogging
7/1/11
 
falcon50driver says:
ah ha ! thanks.
7/3/11
 
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