Steve Stricker has it down.
By Kickntrue on 6/26/07
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. "Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. "Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
The room was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" asked the instructor.
"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
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A newlywed couple is playing golf, the hole is a 90 degree dogleg left par 4. The man drives into the left rough attempting to cut the corner. He starts to chip back to the fairway but his new bride suggests "look through that old barn, both doors are open,and you can see the flag, you can just punch through and be on in 2" He tries it, Hits the doorjamb the ball comes back and kills his wife......A month later he is playing the same hole with his buddy, hits the same shot, starts to pitch back to the fairway, his buddy suggests the barn door thing, But he says " No, I've already tried that shot, I wound up taking a 6"
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