What's Tiger Thinking?
By Kickntrue on 10/10/07
Again- I'll get us started...
Who wants another mustache ride?
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Is that a piece of bologna in there?
"I'm Tiger Woods. Of course I can win a staring contest with your mustache. And if I don't win, guess where this tee is going to end up? Yup, in your mustache..."
chipotle mg says:
"time for a new caddie"
Put your cap on straight, trim that mustache, and FOR GOD'S SAKE stop giving me those puppy dog eyes.
You sayin I'm not gangsta enough?
"You never close your eyes, anymore when I kiss..."
"You ... Me ... behind the clubhouse in 10"
"Fluff ... it's you, not me."
"Stevie's my choice. The accent, smooth face, the awkward high fives ... I want to see where it goes. We'll always have the Open."
Take that hairy hamster off your face.
Tiger: Are you sure??
Caddy: Uh ... you second guessing me? Duh ... It's a 178 yard par three, Tiger. Go driver all the way.
I think I'll just jump in the pond and drown myself........ya think you can keep your head down that long????
Tiger: I wish you'd quit checking your watch, it's making me nervous...
Caddy: It's not a watch sir, It's a compass.
If you want this relationship to continue, the mustache has to go.
The bar is over there.
Trevor Spring says:
this is how you wear your cap in the hood right?
Kurt the Knife says:
I am the walrus...
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