Win New Rocco Mediate Book
By Kickntrue on 4/30/09
** CONTEST OVER - THANKS FOR PLAYING **
Captioning this photo automatically enters you to win Rocco Mediate's new book, "Are You Kidding Me?" Have fun with it, but keep it clean. All comments will count as entries. We'll pick 5 names at the end of tomorrow (Friday, May 1) to receive copies of the new book for free!
Make sure you check out the new book too. I love John Feinstein (who co-authors) and I'm sure this story will be as intense as when we watched it. I hope there are tons of details we aren't privy to as of yet, like what Rocco is whispering into Tiger's ear here.
Hachette Books - Are You Kidding Me? - by Rocco Mediate and John Feinstein
I'll get us started...
(Rocco to Tiger) "You're lucky I couldn't find Tanya Harding's number last night."
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(Rocco to Tiger) "You could've told me you were going to wear red today."
I love you man.
"You should check out oobgolf.com. They've got some great score analysis features."
If that hand goes any lower you will be getting an upclose and intimate look at my 5 iron.
(Tiger to Rocco) "Sorry I had to crush any chance you had at winning a major"
(Tiger to Rocco) "It's okay I get lucky a couple of times here and there"
Rocco - "How's this knee to the family jewels feel!?!?!"
(Tiger to Rocco)"I hate to do this to ya, but it looks like you owe me 5 bucks for that press on the back 9."
(Tiger to Rocco) "Your not getting a rematch" (Rocco to Tiger) "Don't want one" Replaying closing scene of Rocky
Ben Crane says:
(Rocco to Tiger) "I'd have kicked your butt had I remembered to put my Eidolons in the bag."
You said "keep it clean".......................I got nothing...
rocco to tiger - "come here tiger, let me make this as awkward as possible for you....."
So this is awkward...
[tiger thinking to himself...] so this is what cold sweat smells like.
Tiger: I see you've covered up that red shirt with a vest!
Jake Bogardus says:
Rocco thinking..."This is the closest I'll ever get to being with Elin"
Don't taze me Bro!
(Rocco to Tiger) If I hold on long enough will some of your greatness rub off?
(Tiger to Rocco) No
"Maybe if I squeeze him hard enough I could also hurt his shoulder."
(Rocco to Tiger) "Thank you for making me relevant again, now I can write a book."
Mutual respect shared and thanks by both for a stimulating round of golf that produced a performance that won't be duplicated very soon! JWHpurist
(Rocco) "I don't believe you're knee is hurt." (Tiger) "Nice try friend, and yes it hurts"
(Tiger to Rocco) Thanks for "burping me", but I think I got some "spit-up" on your vest.
I can't believe it took that long to win.
I hope you don't have Swine Flu!
Tiger: "Even though I beat you with one leg, you'll still let me hold onto you right? My knee's killing me."
(Rocco) Phil said I couldn't play this well and "I almost kicked your ass", so we'll both keep him thinking and in "The Cold Sweat Locker" from now on Ha Ha!! JWHpurist
(Tiger's response) I "Sure As Hell" like that idea, "Let's do it to that SOB and laugh like hell!! JWHpurist
"You know I said that stuff they said on TV didn't bother me"-ROCKY. "Yeah."-ADRIENNE. "It did."-ROCKY.
"at least you won't have to qualify next year..."
what a knee shot, those it really hurts?
Tiger thinking to himself - this guy is not even wearing cashmere and he gave me a run for my money.
Tiger to Rocco - Well, I don't know about you, but I'm glad that's over. My knee's killin' me. Hey, would you mind carrying me over to the scorer's tent...
(Rocco whispers to Tiger): "Why do you smell like Augusta?"
"Big boys don't cry."
(Tiger to Rocco) "It's just a small ouchie on my finger, no need for all of this."
Tiger- "Hmmm......this is awkward......He does know he lost, right?"
Trevor Spring says:
"OK Rocco the Sun is going down its over you lost go home"
I'll give you ten minutes to stop touching me like that.
Kurt the Knife says:
Hey Rocco, you're hand is....HEY!
BAD TOUCH!! BAD TOUCH!!
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