aaronw409 says:
No cigar comments, please!

jattruia says:
"I'm With Busey" season 2.

Kickntrue says:
@jattruia- LOVE IT!

activesense says:
Pass me the Big Bertha driver, Hassan, Hilary is coming.

Dirty Dough says:
the I'm With Busey comment is the hands down winner.

kidputter says:
Did THAT just hit Obama in the Schwetty Balls?

Virtuaframax says:
Check it out: that's one fine a$$

kingwood hacker says:
Hey, that Kangaroo ate my ball!!

jbrower86 says:
"You put this cigar WHERE??"

woobwoob says:
Did that window really just shatter?

HotBacon says:
...and then with this face he says "I've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs."

a blatant rip off of jattruia's Busey idea.

themonk011 says:
Caddy: It's on the apron.
Bill: Phew, I thought it was on the "dress"!

Kickntrue says:
@themonk011- That's good enough to rival the Busey comment for sure!

blake_p says:
What is SHE doing here??

ayparekh says:
"I did not kill that deer. Define Hit the Ball"

themonk011 says:
@Kickntrue - Maybe I should have said "on the dress... again!"

merlin2driver says:
Monica took her dress to the cleaners, and mumbled something unintelligable to the clerk. He asked, "come again?" She said, "No , it's mustard this time".

munk24 says:
I think he said, I got this wedge for Hillary and the caddy said, good trade!!!

Mjw71772 says:
What really happened here is clear, look at his eyes and the caddies crooked cap, it goes like this....Bill hit the shot, said "If I hit the green we will get drunk," after realizing he didnt hit the green, he said "I meant if it hits anything green, we will drunk"

JWHpurist says:
My, My, this golf game is more fun than an "Average Blowjob"!! JWHpurist

ToddRobb says:
FFFore!!!

CJay says:
Is that John Daly playing without a shirt and golf shoes?

ibashdaily says:
Caddy: "Is that Linda Tripp's group ahead of us?"
Slick Willy: "Yup, drinks on me if you hit her."

cspargolf says:
I did not have sex with that bogey!!

skirchner says:
Did you see the rack on the cart wench! That will straighten out the old driver!!

BigDaddyZach says:
I hit it fat! But then again i always hit 'em fat!!

Joelks says:
"see Rush, I do too smoke my cigars."

bradclardy says:
Hey Lewinsky! See, I can hold one in my mouth and hit my target at the same time.

katfuntt says:
Does putting a ball in THAT hole count as sexual relations? You know how I get confused about that...

katfuntt says:
Do you know I once got so confused I put my cigar and not the ball in the hole?

nytrumpet says:
It depends on what your definition of shank is.

wchildress says:
I like my golf shots like I like my women, fat.