What Are The Chances?
By Kickntrue on 11/12/09
Add your caption below.*



I'll get us started...

I knew he had a killer instinct, but who knew this was hiding under his corporate facade?


photo source - #8

* Obviously this is satire. Calm down.


[ comments ]
mjaber says:
You can't beat these guns on day 4, without a big YANG
11/12/09
 
Mjw71772 says:
This may be the biggest reason Tour players fear Tiger, either you let him out shoot you on the course, or he will find you in the parking lot and outshoot you.
11/12/09
 
Backquak says:
two guns for the 2 shots he's gonna beat you by, wait, each of those guns holds what, 13 bullets?, so 2 guns for the 26 shots he's gonna beat you by.
11/12/09
 
activesense says:
I'm looking for the man that shot my par.
Did I shoot 6 or only 5, do you feel lucky, Punk?
11/12/09
 
Typhoon says:
E T DUBB (eldrick tiger woods) In the heezy lookin out for all you mark ass bunkers ya digg. I'm packin Crazy iron. I got my 9, my 4 5 and my favorite Smith&Wesson (SW) And when i come up short, i got my best girl. always put her (putter) in the bag, cuz she's my secret weapon. never droppin more than 72 shots, taking out more Feds and Ex leaders till I am the last one standing at the top.
11/12/09
 
Kickntrue says:
@Typhoon- Ding Ding Ding. Winner Winner Chicken Dinner. Never before has someone busted out in freestyle on oobgolf and for that, sir, you should be acknowledged. May the community worship you (and cower in fear)!
11/12/09
 
activesense says:
translation plz typhoon
11/12/09
 
Typhoon says:
Eldrick Tiger Woods here always looking for the best passage on any fairway. i use many irons including a 9iron 4 and 5 irons and sand wedge. and when i am on the short grass i use my favorite club which is my putter. Never shooting above par I beat all Previous Fed Ex cup leaders until I take my rightful place as the number 1 golfer in the world.

I hope this is an acceptable Translation for the urbanally challenged. For further translation consult your nearest urban dictionary...LMAO...
11/12/09
 
Banker85 says:
lol typhoon!
11/12/09
 
gw60199 says:
We just had a mass shooting at Fort Hood. Your jokes are not funny. Some gangster's tattoos are not tasteful nor do they add to our enjoyment of our sport.
11/12/09
 
Typhoon says:
The mass shooting at fort hood was done by a terrorist not a tattoo and the fact that his name was the same as one of our favorite golfer's who might be one of the most conservative people in the world makes it funny. I am a vet and i know when to laugh at a picture that does not hold any negative comments at all. but when people try to find negativity in something so harmless, you must be truly miserable. I hope at least golf makes you happy, because noone likes to depressed all the time... And further more to stereotype a person as a gangster just because of tattoo is equally distasteful and personally i am offended
11/13/09
 
gw60199 says:
Typhoon, thank you for the counter point. Please understand I retired out of Fort Hood and live in Central Texas. The events at Fort Hood are a major topic here and emotions of our losses do run high. The status of the shooter shouldn't be raised to a political level until proven. Your generalization of his distubed actions are based solely on his beliefs. Personal comments or attacks do not belong on public forums. Have a good round of golf soon.
11/13/09
 
Backquak says:
the post is funny cause it shows a tattoo on someone's back that just happens to have the same name as the number 1 golfer in the world, now I don't think its really Tiger, and i don't think anyone else does either. its funny cause Tiger does not seem like the type of person that would have a prison tattoo on his back, (the name accross the shoulders is nick-named the "prison tat", like the tat in the small of a girl's back is called the "tramp stamp") So How this post gets from Tiger to Fort Hood is beyond my comprehension. Some times people can read way too much into a perfectly innocent comment.
11/13/09
 
Mjw71772 says:
Whoa, hold on a second. I am guessing typhoon did not make those opinions based solely on his opinion. I am pretty certain he is an educated man like the rest of us, and have deducted that depsite its best efforts, the Army you served for let its people down. There was all sorts of communication between the shooter and a confirmed member of Al Qeda, (or however they spell it this week). This was done all for fun, if you cannot find the humor in someone having 2 guns painted on their back with the name "eldrick" across his shoulder blades, there is something wrong with you. I am pretty certain that even the late Earl Woods would have found it sllightly amusing even in light of the recent events at Ft Hood, and he was in the Army. So my suggestion, build a bridge get over it, and go find your sense of humor. No one here ever wants to be malicious, or insensitive, it is the ultra-sensitive who take issue what the rest of the world has done. Okay I will get off my soapbox now.
11/14/09
 
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