The Prize
Urban Golf Caption Contest
By Kickntrue on 11/25/09
CONTEST OVER - Anything after 88th comment will not count!

Add your best caption. A winner will be drawn from those who comment. The prize- Mizuno MP-T10 60 degree wedge, 8 degrees of bounce, and featuring Mizuno's Quad Cut Grooves (old non-2010 Tour confirming for maximum spin). Pretty easy way to win a $110 wedge on a lazy holiday work week*.



I'll get us started...

Have a baby by me, baby, be a millionaire!

Photo Credit - sfslim (Flickr)

*Contest will run until Monday at 10am EST
** Add as many captions as you'd like but you'll only be counted once in the drawing


[ comments ]
Swingem says:
"Hmm! Cavity backs or Blades?"
11/25/09
 
Jattruia says:
John Daly's new tees.
11/25/09
 
PingRhoda says:
hey guys, hold my whiskey....ah forget it i'm done anyways
11/25/09
 
Bryan K says:
It was on the cart path. Try reading a rule book, shankapotomus!
11/25/09
 
mudfish says:
John Daly is attempting to hit a moving target at his new driving range. Here there is no need to worry about those pesky paparazzi since no one cares about him anymore.
11/25/09
 
Off-Course Golf Rob says:
Hold...hold...Don't hit until you see the whites of their eyes.
11/25/09
 
knthornt says:
After enough "liquid courage," John was ready to break out the pink balls his wife told him he had to use if he wanted to go golfing instead of mowing the lawn.
11/25/09
 
mschad says:
With a bit of fade, I bet I can get the second one.
11/25/09
 
mschad says:
Tee lenth dont matter.... pint, quart or fifth its all in the shoulder turn.
11/25/09
 
Kurt the Knife says:
This is the last time I play without my Sky Caddy.
11/25/09
 
Kurt the Knife says:
Lessee...*hic*..laayyyup by the gas station..*hic, brrr.
then I'm alll set for the pitch into the..*hic*.. liquor store.
11/25/09
 
Kurt the Knife says:
a little Kentucky windage goes a long way.
11/25/09
 
Backquak says:
You boys don't need to worry, the safest place is directly in front of me. Its those people 2 blocks to the right that should take cover.
11/25/09
 
blaprade says:
Playing through!
11/25/09
 
k-von says:
In this week's episode of Pops Mulligan, the Crime-Fighting Golfer, Pops hoists some street toughs by their own liquid petard.
11/25/09
 
JeffHeavy says:
Jack would be proud of that.
11/25/09
 
windowsurfer says:
Tight lie
11/25/09
 
windowsurfer says:
Playing a knocked-down Old No. 7
11/25/09
 
jeremyheslop says:
It gives Beam a whole new meaning.
11/25/09
 
jeremyheslop says:
If I had that grip I wouldn't bother playing on a real course either.
11/25/09
 
Banker85 says:
Bum Golf: Hole 1 200yd uphill alley. Drink it then rip it!
11/25/09
 
Banker85 says:
count this one.

"Hope i don't catch this fat."
11/25/09
 
TravisMiller says:
Watch this Jack showed me it....No not Jack Nicklaus. Jack Daniels!
11/25/09
 
k-von says:
Boxcar Billy reveals how to put extra cut on a 5 iron.
11/25/09
 
Swingem says:
Tee it high and let it fly!
11/25/09
 
Bryan K says:
"I know the economy is rough, but couldn't they pick a better material than asphalt to make the fairway?"

"Why are you playing from the ladies' tees? Here's a bottle of Citron. Now THAT's a man's tee."

"Is the bottle being used to improve the lie? Or to prevent the ball from rolling down the street?"

"Dang...this miniature golf game is hard!"

But I still like the shankapotomus one the best.
11/25/09
 
Chosen12b says:
(After taking a shoot of JD) I'm glad the ball is big a pink, I see 2 of them right now...I'm going to hit this dude walking..lol...burrrp!
11/25/09
 
dtak84 says:
"These guys need to count their score on the next hole so I can hit..."

"The water problem on this course is so bad the grass isn't even yellow... wait a second..."

"Phil's shot doesn't come even compare to what I'm about to do."
11/25/09
 
nothinbutnet31 says:
"This incredible cinderella story. This unknown comes out of nowhere to lead the pack at Augusta. He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yrs away. He's going to hit a 2 iron i think. "
11/25/09
 
MartinCooke says:
i blame bad caddying.
11/25/09
 
MrGaston says:
GD municipal
11/25/09
 
bknapp45 says:
I bet I can hit all 6 of ya in one shot!!
11/25/09
 
KeithH says:
back off fellas, this thing is loaded and I know how to use it.
11/25/09
 
jimithen says:
"Hey Johnny, pull the pin. I have a feeling I'm gonna sink this one."
11/25/09
 
Torleif Sorenson says:
"But then... there's my 2-iron. I never miss with my 2-iron. It's the only truly safe club in my bag..."
11/25/09
 
cvargo says:
Caption:

Courses in dry states because hippies are upset about the "grass!"
11/26/09
 
activesense says:
Man with club - "Hey guys, look what I won by posting a comment on Oobgolf."
Other guys - "Yeah, but you are just a spammer, you dont even play golf"
11/26/09
 
Stumpie2012 says:
"This is the last time I book a golf trip to Tijuana."
11/26/09
 
Tim Horan says:
Having missed the fairway due to an out-burst from the crowd Big John corners the man on a side street and says...

"Now say get in the hole"
11/26/09
 
blake_p says:
I couldn't hit them with that small white one. Let's see if I can hit them with this big pink one. If not, maybe the glass shards will get'em.
11/26/09
 
dottomm says:
Golf is a game for the people...drunk people
11/26/09
 
markwu2 says:
Paula Creamer got kinda ugly after a some Jack.
11/26/09
 
notyourdata says:
Reminds me of how Phil had to hit this shot a while back...never thought I'd be in this situation!
11/26/09
 
jmaster8 says:
Well the rule says play it as it lies.
11/26/09
 
jmaster8 says:
I love these new tees, I always have a great shot no matter how bad I shank it!
11/26/09
 
bducharm says:
Hold my beer and watch this s**t...
11/26/09
 
TeT says:
You think this shot is hard, wait till we get to Tequila...
11/26/09
 
Chosen12b says:
come on little pinky, I got you tee'd up, and ready to fly! You punks better watch out!!
11/27/09
 
Chosen12b says:
What green, I don't need no stinking green! This is alleyway golf!
11/27/09
 
Tim Horan says:
What's all this S-mash factor about? a shot's a shot aint it?
11/27/09
 
mjaber says:
"Still going...."

Yes, I stole the line from "Tin Cup"
11/27/09
 
activesense says:
Take one club longer, it's an uphill shot.
11/27/09
 
carv712 says:
"Good morning and welcome to another exciting event at the TPC Barrio. First to tee: Crazy Old Man hailing from Anytown, USA."
11/27/09
 
blairblair says:
still beats weekends at your local muny!
11/27/09
 
carv712 says:
"Feherty was right on top of the action today until he was struck by a 1988 Honda Civic hatchback."
11/27/09
 
Mattbdxl says:
you guys got any tees left? "here use this!"
11/27/09
 
TeT says:
BTW: I wish I could get away with that kinda stuff in the streets behind my place...
11/27/09
 
jonrae says:
"I'll show em' who's the Light-Weight..."
11/28/09
 
keied says:
There's the guy who drank my JD. Right I'll get him!
11/28/09
 
ToddRobb says:
What'd you say about my momma??
11/28/09
 
jmsasenick says:
"Hmm, draw or fade...?
11/28/09
 
jmsasenick says:
"So you say these pink balls fly straight?"
11/28/09
 
Shankapotamus says:
Let's see, I've got an uphill lie and I am downwind but I am hitting to an elevated target. The ball is 6-8 inches above my feet so the ball should go left. Of course, the fact that I'm piss drunk might negate all that.
11/28/09
 
Neo says:
Smooooooth...
11/28/09
 
Richard E Hance says:
I couldn't wait to try out my new Jack Daniels blades, I bought off Ebay!
11/28/09
 
Richard E Hance says:
1 Members Only Jacket - $10.00
1 Walter Hagen's 1950 blades bought of ebay - $5.00
1 Pink golf ball - Free
Dusting off a bottle of Jack Daniels before hittig a pink ball at Ben Hogan - PRICELESS!
11/28/09
 
basselope says:
OK, the bottle is empty. Doesn't that mean it's the 18th hole??? Where is it??
11/28/09
 
Jake Turley says:
This block is a par three becuase the windows are boarded up. The last hole was a par 4 teeing off the peer in San Fran.
11/28/09
 
Tyler S says:
Charles Barley's first swing coach
11/28/09
 
Grasshopper7 says:
Everytime i go in a bar, Rene Ruso and Cheech get me into another crazy bet.
11/28/09
 
cmuidiot says:
Gives new meaning for 'killing two birds with one stone.'
11/28/09
 
nickp says:
"We'll return to the Wild Irish Rose Open right after these words from our sponsors..."
11/29/09
 
nickp says:
Oakland, CA (AP) Local homeless man John Grisworth says he occasionally enjoys a round of golf to relieve the stress of his nine to five panhandling gig.
11/29/09
 
Barroomhero says:
To avoid an Elitest image the PGA started its 5th Tee program, unfortunatly no courses would allow them to play.
11/29/09
 
vicpepe says:
Cart path only!
11/29/09
 
windowsurfer says:
A straight shot.
11/29/09
 
brandondobo says:
You recording. This is gonna be good.
11/29/09
 
ob46 says:
Head, down, follow thru, and don't break that tee.
11/29/09
 
PETE24 says:
hey heads up! what the hell are you guys doing on my fairway! ally golf sucks. that god i have another tee in my back pocket
11/29/09
 
Steveberrywv says:
Little pink houses, little pink ball, I ain't no Barbie Girl, watch me lacy this
11/29/09
 
robbie.dejarnette says:
Hey, watch this shot hit those guys, It's what I'm gonna do to the oob guys if I don't win the Urban Golf Caption Contest! The bottle... You try to get a tee into this hardpan!
11/29/09
 
Derfargin says:
Fairways are for sissys.
11/29/09
 
Kurt the Knife says:
"Kid outta nowhere.
Cinderella story."
11/30/09
 
Kurt the Knife says:
The fairways are straight and the greens a little fast but really, FEMA has done a great job with the muni courses in N'Orleans.
11/30/09
 
Richiboi says:
oobgolf announces it's new range of retro urban shell suits. These wipe clean garments are designed for the more discerning golfer who enjoys an early morning tipple whilst hitting pink golf balls at passers-by.
11/30/09
 
toothid says:
Augusta has finally gone too far with their concept of narrow hard and fast fairways
11/30/09
 
gball68 says:
Pro-AM team of Paula Creamer and John Daly are about to hit thier second shot, John took the first shot.
11/30/09
 
Mjw71772 says:
"make fun of me will you, I am going to see if I can hit three balls in one swing, and I am not talking about the 3 I see off this bottle of Jack"

"Last time I trust a site other than OOBGOLF.COM for a course to play in my area."
11/30/09
 
Tim Horan says:
The ghost of Paine Stewart had been stalking Jed for ten years, It was enough to turn him to drink...

"Now I have ya and is that your caddie behind ya?"
11/30/09
 
Tim Horan says:
You guys should've played a provisional, holdin' up the game lake that!
11/30/09
 
Kurt the Knife says:
"hey, Jimmy! You old drunk!
When the sign says stay on the cart path on par 3's...they mean the CART."
1/8/10
 
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