Single Man's Sunburn
By Kickntrue on 8/11/10
** CONTEST OVER **

This doesn't really relate to golf- but a user sent me this pic of his back from over the weekend and it demands a caption. Actually- I can make it golf-related... you'll like this. All captions automatically enter you in a giveaway. Prize TBD... The more comments the better the prize. Only one comment per person will count towards an entry.



Our user from NYC asked to not be named, but his own caption was pretty great. See if you can beat it!

SPF 100 can only do so much. It pays to have a girlfriend.


[ comments ]
Kickntrue says:
I won't caption a post I created- but the most amazing part of this burn to me- may be a testament to whatever sun screen he used. I can't believe he was able to stay that white- being in sun that burned that bad.
8/11/10
 
nickmomrik says:
A true Arkansas fan's attempt at a Razorback sunburn!
8/11/10
 
knthornt says:
An attempt to "one up" Mikhail Gorbachev
8/11/10
 
lcgolfer64 says:
"So as you can see, the fairway is pretty wide open but really narrows for the approach. The green (or the red in this diagram...) is kidney shaped and of course, the pin is always located in the back."

I gotta say for real though - that is the craziest subburn I've ever seen!
8/11/10
 
Bryan K says:
So this is what happens when you fall asleep on a curling iron.
8/11/10
 
Kurt the Knife says:
no mom...
its not a tramp stamp
8/11/10
 
homermania says:
50 lashings for a triple bogey.
8/11/10
 
Alan3685 says:
I guess next time I'll ask someone to put sunscreen on the hard-to-reach spot.
8/11/10
 
dottomm says:
I give it to Kurttheknife. Great Caption!
8/11/10
 
rmumph1 says:
After hours of Guitar Hero, my friend decided to light the guitar on fire and strike me down for always wanting to sing Michael Jackson. Beat it!!!
8/11/10
 
lcgolfer64 says:
+1 for Kurt
8/11/10
 
greendevil says:
This is why you never let an Ole Miss fan give an Arkansas Razorback fan a tattoo. Woooooooo. Pig. Sooie!

I got nothing else.
8/11/10
 
DQ says:
You think that's bad? You should see they couldn't show!
8/11/10
 
Banker85 says:
I dont buy that is a sunburn?! look at his neck. now to the caption...

dumbass.

ya thats it.
8/11/10
 
meatball413 says:
Obviously new to golf, Frank never realized that he can keep his shirt on during a Skins Match...
8/11/10
 
KVSmith59 says:
Florida Police Evidence Log: Photo shows that after repeatedly being struck in the back with a 9 iron, the victims skin turned white from shock and massive bruising took place
8/11/10
 
tennesseeboy says:
Yes, it is hard for a single guy to get good coverage with sun screen. But what else could he do? It's not like he could ask one of his buddies to put the stuff on. That's just creepy.
8/11/10
 
Kickntrue says:
It's times like this I wish I was double jointed!
8/11/10
 
MiddleAgedGuy says:
+1 for Kurt
8/11/10
 
Zepo1a says:
Caption:

"I went to that new tattoo shop that just opened up. He said I was his first ever customer. What do you think? It's Snuffleupagus, Oscar the Grouch and Elmo"
8/11/10
 
The Full Monty says:
Son, we live in a world that has golf courses, and those courses have to be guarded by old men in wooden shacks. Who’s gonna do it? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse his tee time. You have that luxury. Santiago's tee time, while tragic, probably saved lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me in that wooden shack, you need me in that wooden shack.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tee times that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a golf club and tee time schedule, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Did you order the code red?

You're damn right I did!
8/11/10
 
Kickntrue says:
Over 20 comments... prize is currently a Putter. 20 more.. and who knows... :)
8/11/10
 
Jattruia says:
Tommy: Richard, do I have a mark on my back? It really hurts.
Richard Hayden: Nope, nothing. I thought I hit you on the shoulder.
Tommy: My shoulder doesn't hurt very much, but my back does.
[points to huge bruised area on his back]
Tommy: Right here. Not here or here so much. Right here.
Richard Hayden: Nope. Ship shape! Waitress, can I get that shrimp cocktail I saw in the glass case?
Helen: Yep. And you, what can I get
[pauses and looks at Tommy's back]
Helen: Jesus, what happened to your back?
Tommy: I knew it!
8/11/10
 
SD Charlie says:
Classic redan styling with sand guarding the front, trees to the right and the armpit ocean over the cliff on the left, aim for the left shoulder blade and you'll be smiling.
8/11/10
 
PaulD says:
Bad case of Shingles...
8/11/10
 
sepfeiff says:
"grandpa confused the brake and gas, ran me over with his club car"
8/11/10
 
The People's Champ says:
Sunblock FAIL.
8/11/10
 
Kurt the Knife says:
New traumatic injury classification from American Academy of Dermatologists:

"Woods-spectator inattention disorder"
8/11/10
 
ElGalloGigante says:
Rickie Fowlers' swing makes his back ache.
8/11/10
 
Agustin says:
Never practice your swing and Barbecue at the same time...
8/11/10
 
Matt Otskey says:
And I STILL can't reach that spot to put some aloe on it.
8/11/10
 
bobhooe says:
Damn these blasted hooks
8/11/10
 
flemingmike says:
Sully from Monsters Inc playing backetball
8/11/10
 
limanme says:
No no no, you misunderstood me. I said you can use my Taylor Made Burner on the Back 9...not on your back...
8/11/10
 
flemingmike says:
and Randall on defense (on the right). wierd... i just watched this with the kids.
8/11/10
 
JerryB526 says:
Talk about getting burned in a skins game.
8/11/10
 
brianshaffer32 says:
Forget the caption... Why in the world are people sending you pictures of their back, especially if its not related to golf?
8/11/10
 
rmumph1 says:
you should see below the belt. She says it's curable. I won't make that mistake again.
8/11/10
 
briger says:
"i promise to never use a different golf site again"
8/11/10
 
Banker85 says:
40
8/11/10
 
Kurt the Knife says:
Archive foto 2000:
Elin Nordergren's first two-timing boyfriend.
8/11/10
 
Kurt the Knife says:
Using non-conforming wedges in Singapore?

We think you should reconsider.
8/11/10
 
Kickntrue says:
@brianshaffer32- you wouldn't believe WHAT oobers send us that we can't post!
8/11/10
 
Clint24 says:
Ouch. I've got nothing...
8/11/10
 
wrhall02 says:
The *new* redneck, via evolution, is now a redback."

I vote all of Kurt the Knife's posts the funniest! Hoping it is a random drawing 'cause if on merit, Kurt should win hands down.
8/11/10
 
Kurt the Knife says:
hey,
thanks.

I'll be here all week, folks.
8/11/10
 
activesense says:
it was supposed to be a dinosaur
8/11/10
 
mjaber says:
Sing with me... "Puff the magic dragon, lived by the sea, and froliced with a Titleist, in a land called NYC....
8/11/10
 
munk24 says:
A Paul Goydos fan? looks like an anteater to me Ouch.
8/11/10
 
sperry says:
brutal
8/11/10
 
sjduffers says:
What sunburn? Looks like a giant hickey to me!
8/11/10
 
TeT says:
what do you mean I'm swinging to hard?
8/11/10
 
jbird2011 says:
The Pink Elephants on parade sunburn is quite nice!
8/11/10
 
elhacker says:
Hickey? I want to meet his girlfriend:-0
8/11/10
 
elhacker says:
I see your Lebron tramp stamp hasn't fully healed yet.
8/11/10
 
cmuidiot says:
This is where the term "go suck it" requires better directions for location.
8/11/10
 
stedar says:
"If I've told your brother once, I've told your brother a thousands times, stop drawing pictures on your back with a magnifying glass in the sun."

Crikey - its a faceless dinosaur.
Look closely, lower right it is a mans face, and then look at the sunburn, you can see the body of a Brontosaurus - neck at the right. Can you see it - can you?
8/11/10
 
jeremyheslop says:
Falling out of the cart was not only embarrassing it had left a large reminder of why we should stay on the marked cart path.
8/11/10
 
Tha Clint says:
And poof like a puff of smoke, so did my game dissappear
8/11/10
 
dtak84 says:
My callaway tat is shaping up pretty nicely.
8/12/10
 
Eddy Whitaker says:
nice tattoo of a dinosaur
8/12/10
 
falcon50driver says:
When the elephant stuck his trunk in the pot, the Keebler elf popped out.... Also, why is it that you never post the pictures I send you? Don't you like Homer Simpson?
8/12/10
 
jerdman says:
go go gadget arms!
8/12/10
 
twood says:
+1 for kurt... -3 for rmumph1
8/12/10
 
rmumph1 says:
damn twood that's cold, I've never claimed to be funny or witty. Why -3 though, I think I only posted twice. Was it the Michael Jackson comment?
8/12/10
 
infoblues says:
looks like poison ivy from the woods to me
8/12/10
 
TKE120 says:
The extra $1 for the spray on sunblock just isn't worth it, I'm sure I can reach.
8/12/10
 
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