Caption Contest: Dustin Johnson and Paulina Gretzky
By mustang6560 on 1/16/13
We rarely post "Caption This" contests on oob because usually the images worthy of such a post are owned by Getty Images. But, I found an image of Dustin Johnson circulating on the Internet (and it's not owned by Getty!) that deserves a "Caption This" contest.

Dustin Johnson was living the dream earlier this month during the Hawaiian-stretch of the PGA Tour. The big-hitting South Carolina native won the season opener and he spent his free time lounging with Paulina Gretzky, the daughter of NHL legend Wayne Gretzky. While the details of their relationship are unknown, the smirk on Dustin's face says it all.

Everyone who leaves a comment will be entered to win a FREE 1-Year Addict+ subscription. I'll select a random winner and announce it tomorrow. Please keep your captions relatively clean (PG-13ish).





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[ comments ]
Wes11point5 says:
Yes, my life is better than yours!
1/16/13
 
bkuehn1952 says:
DJ seen working on his grip in Hawaii
1/16/13
 
Wes11point5 says:
I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
1/16/13
 
GolfSmith7 says:
If she doesn't look as thrilled as you do, she's not that into you!
1/16/13
 
Torleif Sorenson says:
"Let's see what Brent Musberger says NOW!"
1/16/13
 
Kurt the Knife says:
Johnson getting a feel for these small and undulating greens.
1/16/13
 
mjaber says:
Check out these Stanley Cups.
1/16/13
 
Kurt the Knife says:
Not a bad lie
1/16/13
 
Kurt the Knife says:
Looks like Johnsons set up for an easy up and down.
1/16/13
 
legitimatebeef says:
They make a nice couple, I hope it works out for them.
1/16/13
 
Kurt the Knife says:
Looks like Johnsons set up with an easy bird.
1/16/13
 
golfingbumunderpar64 says:
Dustin's getting ready to work on her grip and really show her to swing a stiff shaft.
1/16/13
 
joe jones says:
Hey Dad. Look what I found.
1/16/13
 
Torleif Sorenson says:
Y'know, Dustin, "2-Ball Odyssey" refers to a *putter*...
1/16/13
 
GolfinHawg says:
The newest and next Flavor of the Year! Last year was natalie..
1/16/13
 
GolfinHawg says:
Sorry Natalie, I had to upgrade this year..
1/16/13
 
GolfinHawg says:
Paula is better than my R1 Driver, it only has 12 positions.
1/16/13
 
jfurr says:
The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
1/16/13
 
Kurt the Knife says:
thx for the edit.
1/16/13
 
Kurt the Knife says:
Insiders report Johnson is going with a stiffer shaft.
1/16/13
 
Kurt the Knife says:
Yet another way to introduce women to the game of golf
1/16/13
 
Duke of Hazards says:
Get in the hooooole !!!
1/16/13
 
craigsd says:
Daddy says go for it. NOT!
1/16/13
 
aaronm04 says:
You should see where his right hand is.
1/16/13
 
windowsurfer says:
mjaber says:
Check out these Stanley Cups.

That's a Great One, mjaber.
1/16/13
 
Duffer 83 says:
Mr. Gretzky I swear I was just giving her the Heimlich maneuver. There is no reason to go all Elin on my car with your hockey stick.
1/16/13
 
srogers13 says:
And they call your dad The Great One? Rrrriiiigggghhhhttttt.
1/16/13
 
Wes11point5 says:
The guy's last name is Johnson for crying out loud. Come on people?!?!?!
1/16/13
 
Backquak says:
the only "big johnson shirt" I can think of, is the "lick'r in the front, poke'r in the back"
1/16/13
 
meatball413 says:
Penalty: High stick to the face. Go spend 2 more minutes in the box.
1/16/13
 
sticksboy says:
This could be more than your typical up and down from the rough.
1/16/13
 
legitimatebeef says:
Wow! Now that is a beautiful woman!!! You PGA guys, you guys get all the girls. So if you're a youngster watching this, you ought to go in the backyard and practice chipping the ball around with Pops. Wow!
1/16/13
 
golfingbumunderpar64 says:
I normally wouldn't use the big stick on such an easy hole, but in this case grip it and rip it.
1/16/13
 
snuffyword says:
How many minutes do I get in the "penalty box" for "high sticking"? Take it easy, Wayne. I was just comparing the pineapples for firmness and ripeness.
1/16/13
 
pyjlee says:
No two-stroke penalty for grounding his club in her bunker...
1/16/13
 
Werepuppie says:
No need to improve that lie.
1/16/13
 
larrynjr says:
I'm loving it!
1/16/13
 
KeithH says:
Play a round, I thought you said play around.
1/16/13
 
glenrich says:
DJ lands his second big trophy in Hawaii this year!
1/17/13
 
Bertie_16 says:
He shoots and he scores!!
1/17/13
 
carv712 says:
The great one
1/17/13
 
SpaceMaNy0 says:
I wish I had his money.
1/17/13
 
mustang6560 says:
Entry is now closed. I'm going to pick a winner and I'll announce it here shortly.
1/17/13
 
lcarraway80 says:
"Get in the Hole!"
1/17/13
 
mustang6560 says:
And the winner is *aaronm04*! As I expected, there were several clever captions. My favorite was Backquak's! aaronm04, I'm going to send you a private message to discuss your prize.
1/17/13
 
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