Straighten Up and Fly Right!
By Torleif Sorenson on 3/28/13
OK, so this might not be as cringe-inducing as a peanut-butter-and-horseradish sauce sandwich, but Jason Dufner did not do himself or the PGA Tour a favor in this photograph.

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[ comments ]
Mandelbaum! says:
After losing second straight spelling bee, Dufner claims school is stoopid.
3/28/13
 
Jattruia says:
Just another game of 'Duck, Duck, Toad.'
3/28/13
 
Kickntrue says:
I dunno... looks like about 2nd grade or so. And he's mid-lesson. I think he kind of nailed what that moment feels like.
3/28/13
 
mjaber says:
I can't believe I missed nap time... and why is everyone making fun of my hair?
3/28/13
 
mtgolfidiot says:
And the wheels did what? They went round and round? Can't I go straight to nap time?
3/28/13
 
rmetz676 says:
It looks like he hit the kid next to him for calling him "Fat Rory", and the teacher is making him sit on his hands until he learns to keep them to himself.
3/28/13
 
rmetz676 says:
OK, so that was a crappy caption... but still
3/28/13
 
srogers13 says:
I can't believe I got married last year, because I am Hot for Teacher.
3/28/13
 
jasonfish11 says:
This is Jason Duffner enjoying school.
3/28/13
 
Torleif Sorenson says:
SRogers13: I had the same thought; I checked Dufner's bio to see if he's married.
3/28/13
 
Kurt the Knife says:
Dang, Q-school has changed since my day.
3/28/13
 
Kurt the Knife says:
"hmpfh, the two runts next to me already have their exemptions."
3/28/13
 
Kurt the Knife says:
Okay class, stop laughing. Yes, golf can too be a daddy's job.
3/28/13
 
Kurt the Knife says:
Now class, what Jason meant to say was he's feeling a little discouraged seeing next year's tour rookies.
3/28/13
 
Kurt the Knife says:
No Scotty, you did not see Jason on "Chasing the Dream." And no, he does not live in a pipe.
3/28/13
 
Torleif Sorenson says:
@rmetz676: Disagree; I'm still laughing at what you wrote!
3/28/13
 
Agustin says:
Miss, but I really do have to go potty
3/28/13
 
srogers13 says:
I guess I am not smarter than a second grader.
3/28/13
 
bobhooe says:
My Blanky smells like bong water
3/29/13
 
Wes11point5 says:
I should not have eaten all that paste!
3/29/13
 
golfingbumunderpar64 says:
Keagen Bradley doesn't have to do this crap. If only I hadn't choked in 2011
3/29/13
 
golfnut358 says:
Teacher is a cutie!!!
3/29/13
 
cscovil says:
Potato...potatoe....pota...po....wtf?
3/29/13
 
Pappybro says:
"Masters' isn't spelled with two 't's?"
3/29/13
 
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