Blondes arrested for exposing "sexual organs" on golf course
By mustang6560 on 6/13/12
Thanks to oober Werepuppie for the tip.

A pair of women were arrested at Woodlands Golf Course for exposing their "sexual organs".
Binford and Lewis had allegedly exposed their "sexual organs," according to the complaint, though deputies deemed the "sexual organs" to be breasts. Both women, from O'Fallon, Missouri, were taken to jail on a $100 bond.

There are reports that the exposure may have stemmed from a private group of golfers that host a naked -- and illegal -- golf tournament on the course once a year, according to the The Telegraph.

"The women were actually naked, straddling the hole as the guys putted on the green," witness Spencer Olin told the paper.
I am guessing the citizen who reported the alleged public indecency was a 65-year-old lady because who else would refer to a women's lovelies as "sexual organs" besides Dr. Ruth?

The funniest thing about this story is when you click the link to read it, there is a slideshow at the bottom of the page titled "Battle Of The Celebrity Cleavage". If you have a minute or two to kill, you may want to flip through it.

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[ comments ]
bducharm says:
If, as the witness says, the women were naked, then they were showing more than their ta-ta's!!! Please move that hole so I can make my putt!!!
6/13/12
 
dartboss04 says:
I'm playing in the wrong tournaments.
6/13/12
 
meatball413 says:
^ LOL
6/13/12
 
Scott Shields says:
The one on the right isn't too bad.
6/13/12
 
birdieXris says:
Wow, surprisingly, they're decent looking ladies!!! It had to be an old lady that turned them in, i dont' think anybody would be like "Dude, yea, i payed good money and there's naked women on the course. I can't have that, it messes with my tempo".
6/13/12
 
dartboss04 says:
They are decent looking but you can see a sadness and regret in their eyes, wondering what life choices brought them to straddling a golf hole. The one on the left is one cigarette burn away from retirement.
6/13/12
 
ppinkert says:
Cool... At least they could have been driving the Beer Cart. That would have been the day to buy a lot of beer.
6/13/12
 
hughesj says:
where is this held at again.... hold on, let me write down the address...
6/13/12
 
clevelandstever says:
This is the second story about indecent behavior at a tournament that I would love to enter. Does this make me a bad person?
6/13/12
 
Kurt the Knife says:
jeez, why do people have to get all worked up this bare breast stuff. They (most of 'em) are soft n squishy. Couldn't hurt anyone with them things.
Let the breast fly free, says I!
6/13/12
 
Kurt the Knife says:
grr.
*worked up about
6/13/12
 
elhacker says:
@ Kurt don't you mean...

brrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
6/13/12
 
gpickin says:
This way my kids could get the Golf Merit Badge and the Motor Boating Merit Badge on the same day :)
6/13/12
 
DoubleDingo says:
^gpickin that's classic!
6/14/12
 
DoubleDingo says:
This reminds of when I was a Ranger for the County. We oversaw 3 campgrounds and 2 parks. During the summer there were lots of European travelers and their ways are not like ours. A public shower was available yet the women would use the hose bibs. Didn't bother us, but we had to enforce the rules when the older and/or married American women complained. Sure made the job interesting.
6/14/12
 
DoubleDingo says:
I know they have these types of tourney's in the LA area. Haven't been to one, but know some that have.
6/14/12
 
Kurt the Knife says:
@Dingo
It is refreshing how loose many euros are about casual nudity. They don't necessarily associate it with sexuality. I was soaring at this location in the CA central valley and a bunch of european pilots were there preparing for a competition. Got really hot and many of the wives just dropped their fabrics right down to the bikinis and thought nothing of it. Their confidence was in sharp contrast to many distorted body-image issues american women have.
6/14/12
 
tsangfore says:
Kinda makes you think there may be a new way to pronounce "TITleist" on the horizon.
6/15/12
 
Kurt the Knife says:
@tsang

*rimshot*

niiice
6/15/12
 
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