Every Golfer Needs A Ballsack
By Kickntrue on 5/20/09
Male or female, it doesn't matter, digging into your bag for a 2nd ball after a miss hit sucks. Digging into a ballsack makes more sense.

As "boy gross" (my wife's term) as this is, it's actually pretty clever. I like the idea of having my 3 or 4 "go-to" balls for the round easily accessible. I hate digging through my bag that has 20 or 30 balls floating around looking for the one I want to lose next play. The fact that it hangs like there like a ... er.. ballsack, is just a bonus. Plus- if you saw a chick golfing with this... you'd probably ask her out on the spot.

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[ comments ]
jerdman says:
Why not make it a hairy ballsack? So that you can clean your grooves as well.
5/20/09
 
dlouder says:
Ugh. I'd rather have the "GET IN THE HOLE!" guy follow me around, it'd be less annoying.
5/20/09
 
klangdon says:
I am with dlouder. I put this piece of anatomy in the top 2 that I never want to see.
5/20/09
 
Kolt15 says:
Jerdman---- thats really groos omg this idea is uh creepy
5/20/09
 
jonkarn says:
I would only get this if it had a belt and I could wear it around my waist
5/20/09
 
kidputter says:
It would go nicely with my Schwetty Balls.
5/20/09
 
falcon50driver says:
The geniuses that hang the chrome ones from their trailer hitches would probably go for these. Since they don't have one of their own.
5/21/09
 
birdieXris says:
HAHA kid!! i remember Schwetty balls!! That would be awesome if it was a "hairy" sac. Totally merge the groove brush with the ball holder.
5/21/09
 
kregan says:
All we need now is a "wet vagina" club cleaner !! ;)
5/21/09
 
dlouder says:
@kregan. But it also needs to clean the shaft as well as the head. Bah... was that too much? I never know where the line is.
5/22/09
 
falcon50driver says:
The line was crossed way back when the article was posted.
5/22/09
 
KVSmith59 says:
ha...i just ordered one for a friend :)
8/25/09
 
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