Par Mates Make Golf More Expensive
By Kickntrue on 6/23/10
Would you pay $225 (plus tip) for a caddie? What if your caddie was a "she" and made you feel funny in your pants? Yep- me too. Not a chance in hell.
Par Mates are extremely attractive and outgoing young ladies / girl caddies that will keep the golfers company during their round and help with course arrangements like orientation, introduction to course personnel, call in food and beverage orders, maintaining scorecards, shopping assistance in the golf shop and other services designed to replicate the five-star assistance provided by major hotel staff. They’ll even repair divots, fix ball marks, clean balls, clean clubs and help with yardage, ball flight and obstacles. Additionally they will serve as your personal hostesses during the round to eliminate any hassles or drudgeries and make the experience more pleasant, enjoyable and fun.
Well... they do they clean your balls.

The service is part of Walters Golf which runs 3 courses out in Las Vegas. Obviously their target with this is men with runaway expense accounts and bachelor parties. While you'd think that could survive in a place like Vegas- I'm going to guess this falls flat. Honestly, I'd probably never pay that much for a caddie and if I did- it would be at a course like Bandon Dunes or Pebble Beach where the caddie told me stories about the course and where to hit every shot.

As far as I'm concerned- golf duties or not, paying $225 for an attractive lady to share company for 5 hours isn't called "Caddying."

Still- I'm not above checking out the talent. Click the link for all the pics!

WaltersGolf Par Mates Program


[ comments ]
mjaber says:
Do they do an in-person wake-up call to make sure you don't miss your tee time?
6/23/10
 
Scott Shields says:
...still I'm not above checking out the talent ... lol. Thats awesome. But I agree, I wouldn't pay a penny for the distraction or the extra sexual tension in my golf swing. Plus if its like any other 'service' that 225 is just a base, probably tack on at least another 50 - 100 for a tip...at least.
6/23/10
 
Kaster says:
While in Vegas, we ordered one of these ladies for a round of golf during a weekend of a bachelor party. We got neither of the 2 girls we requested, and ended up with a chubby girl that knew virtually nothing about golf.

It was a very disappointing experience. Next time I decide to do something similar, I will just go to a strip club the night before, and offer one of them the money. That way I know exactly what I am going to get.
6/23/10
 
Banker85 says:
i wonder if they will accompany single golfers? early round, no one on the course, hmmmm. hit it hard! "thats what she said" if i had the money why not.
6/23/10
 
Kurt the Knife says:
happy ending?
6/23/10
 
falcon50driver says:
Kaster your idea sounds great in theory. Two things to consider though, the next day it'll be daylight, and you'll not be looking through eyes with nine beers...... Not that I've ever done anything like that.....does the word coyote mean anything to you?
6/23/10
 
SingleDigits says:
@Kaster: When you get a Par Mate you're not paying for their golf knowledge! And I wouldn't trust any of them to read a green unless it was bikini waxed, ala Gary McCord.
6/23/10
 
Clint24 says:
Isn't that illegal in most states??!
6/23/10
 
c5agalb says:
Cart girls are pretty enough for me, and most courses hire knock-outs.
6/24/10
 
popewe says:
Kaster says:
While in Vegas, we ordered one of these ladies for a round of golf during a weekend of a bachelor party. We got neither of the 2 girls we requested, and ended up with a chubby girl that knew virtually nothing about golf.

It was a very disappointing experience. Next time I decide to do something similar, I will just go to a strip club the night before, and offer one of them the money. That way I know exactly what I am going to get.
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Did they not even kiss your balls for good luck?? Err... golf balls??
7/22/10
 
scfgolfs says:
They are pretty. Pretty worthless. They ride around in the golf cart and get you drinks, hold the pin, etc. Know jack about golf. You can hire an experienced forecaddie or walking caddie at these same courses for half the price. FFS spend your $225 (Thats bare minimum btw- the girls expect to get tipped $100+ on top of the $225 fee) at strip club or nightclub. Better bet for seeing some actual skin or getting lucky with a hottie.
9/15/10
 
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