Why you shouldn't use a golf club to rob a bank
By mustang6560 on 7/18/12
I know there is not a "How To Rob A Convenience Store For Dummies" book, but if there was, I'm pretty sure a golf club would not be listed as a recommended weapon.
A Connecticut man who tried to rob a Grand Union supermarket with a golf club is facing robbery, menacing and drug charges, authorities said.Not only did he fail to walk away with any cash, he was almost immediately arrested. While I'm glad this idiot failed to successfully rob the supermarket and nobody was hurt in the process, I almost feel bad for him.
I've always said society should be thankful that criminals are
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Torleif Sorenson says:
Lynehan probably deserves to be force-fed a box of corn starch, then duct-taped to a yardage sign 100 yards away from the practice tees, and used for target practice.
If it was a rocketballz club, I'm sure he would have succeeded, at least would have a 17% greater chance of success.
That's what I call a weak follow-through.
His failure was really due to poor club selection.
You're supposed to putt for dough.
joe jones says:
Everybody knows that the putter is the money club.
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