D-III golf coach goes on F-bomb laced rant following 11th place finish
By mustang6560 on 11/9/12
Mark Wiebe's humorously foul tirade has nothing on Matt Mahanic's "F@#$ Hunky-Dory" tirade (SNSFW).
Listen to the F@#$ Hunkey-Dory Tirade
Mahanic is the men's golf coach at Huntingdon College. Last month his team finished 11th out of 12 teams in the Gordin Classic which is a tournament they've won before. At the time, he thought his squad had finished dead last and the embarrassment he felt as coach couldn't be controlled. Mahanic proceeded to throw more F-bombs at his players than brothers Connor and Murphy McManus did in Boondock Saints.
Lucky for us — and unlucky for Mahanic — one of his players recorded the tirade and it's made its way around the Internet.
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He's just trying to motivate his guys, it's part of the coach's job.
Torleif Sorenson says:
If Mahanic was Helen Keller, we would have to wash his hands out with soap.
University president J. Cameron West will probably get an ear-full and a mailbox-full about the coach's tirade - and he deserves to. When people in a debate or argument run out of valid points to make or intelligent things to say, they usually resort to name-calling, insults, and pathetic tirades like the one Mahanic dumped on his students.
LOL FUCK! that was some fucking good shit!
This guy is going off on his D-III team?? Seriously? I doubt that any of these guys are on any kind of scholarship.
A couple of observations, since I live in the town where this guy coaches, is I had not of his rant until this story, which is also amazing since Huntingdon is a Methodist college. Huntingdon used to have a decent golf program, and I know a couple of their players have played on the PGA Tour.
The other funny part was him telling the course they were going to play until they break par, Gateway. It is a flat little nine hole executive course, a course that I think is a good course for beginner's to start play, but otherwise it is really not much of a course.
but... Golf is hard.
I think I'm gonna listen to this every time I have a bad round.
Shock of shocks, he got fired this afternoon.
The F-bomb, creatively deployed, can be a melodious cuss-word. It the is the Campy Campanaris of swears. Aside from, "F-ing Hunky Dory" which has a lyrical, earthy quality, I didn't think he used the F-word to it's true potential. How does he expect to motivate those lads when he is lack-a-FREAK-ing-daisically phoning in his potty mouth tirades like that. C'mon, MAN!?
Torleif Sorenson says:
Serves him right... ...and that's *one* alumnus I am sure Huntingdon College wants to disown. Next time, they ought to hire a PGA of America teaching professional... with a strong emphasis on the *professionalism.*
I think Hit Girl said it best:
"What a douche!"
Guess what guys. This is the club champion ( 2011 ) and the invitational winner ( 2011,2012 ) at Prattville country club. He is a member at the course I play.
Also the place he is the coach has a great line of golf teams. They have won several championships.
But this is funny as hell.
Kurt the Knife says:
forfuxsake. I would have had my earbuds in at 2:10.
In fact, did just that to our football coach when he had a ridiculous blow up.
Nearly knocked me off the team but hearing Aerosmith was preferable at that moment.
The fact that someone in the bus/van recorded this tirade tells me this "speech" was not exceptional. He must regularly engage in this type of verbal abuse. He must be a joy to be around.
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