Roses are red...
Wozzilroy, episode 14: "Stand By Your Man"
By Torleif Sorenson on 3/7/13
Ignore what you may have heard out on the street — I don't like gossip.

Fortunately for me, the world has people like Mark Lamport-Stokes of Reuters, who is only too happy to report the latest twists and turns in the compelling...   utter FASCINATING story that is... Wozzilroy.

For those of you breathlessly awaiting the details like Pavlov's dog upon hearing the bell:
"I think Rory did a really great job at the press conference," Danish former world number one Wozniacki told reporters while preparing for the BNP Paribas Open at Indian Wells.

"He said what he had to say. He was honest. Now he's got to go out there this week and hopefully play some good golf."
And for those of you who are terrified at the prospect of this relationship collapsing:
"To be honest, we've been in the media spotlight so long separately, it's nothing new. We've gotten so used to it, we don't really pay attention anymore - unless it's a rumor like the one the other day that we've broken up. Oh really? Thanks for letting me know."
Long-distance love in the harsh glare of the spotlight can be fragile. So, it's good that the world has attentive and thoughtful reporters like Mark Lamport-Stokes to accurately report the facts about this story of international importance.

It would be just awful for a clumsy reporter to screw up something so carefully constructed with love and care.

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