Thieves Pose As Golfers, Pillage Country Clubs
By Torleif Sorenson on 8/9/13

1000 points for Springfield's finest.

As for you, Oscar Cabrera and Luis Paz, not only do you deserve to be strung up by your toes and used for target practice on a driving range, but both of you also deserve to be force-fed several boxes of corn starch afterward. And then you deserve to rot in jail for several decades.

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[ comments ]
Wes11point5 says:
I would bet that there was no foot chase when they caught Paz.
birdieXris says:
for whatever reason, i can't watch it. It keeps playing the damn ad and i'm not paying to remove the ad.
Torleif Sorenson says:
BX: I had the same problem. You just have to sit through the ad, that's all.

Wes11point5: Exactly. That slob deserves a Sisyphus-like punishment.
jrbizzle says:
Country club members up and down the East Coast are now claiming these two stole their credit cards and rang up charges at local gentlemen's clubs. As of noon today, there have been 389 reported cases... :)
Torleif Sorenson says:
If this is proven correct, then both Cabrera and Paz also deserve six straight hours of being handcuffed to a chair and being subjected to a tirade by Gloria Allred.
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