Looking for ladies in Washington DC
Kevin E a.k.a. ebaggg
It's a proven fact that when people try to be comedians their Golfer of The Week profiles end up a better read. It even works when the person isn't really funny. I'll let you make your own decision on Kevin E.

How old are you and what's your occupation?
I am 30 years old and surf the net all day (ie - Software engineer)

When did you start playing golf and what's your handicap?
Started playing at 14. My handicap is spending too much money on the cart girl. Actually, the funny thing is my first real golf outing was a one week all-day course at Doral Golf Resort in Miami (Ryder Open course). I left with a 14 handicup, and my handicap is now about 25.

How often do you play?
Unfortunately, only once a month.

Tell me about a great shot you've made.
Its 2 part Crown Royal, one part peach schnapps with a splash of cranberry (Royal Flush)

What is your best golf memory?
When my Dad teed off with his driver and hit the metal ball washer which was a perfect 180 degree angle. It made the loudest ding noise over and zoomed back past us (landing behind where he teed off). Negative yards is definitely not going to help the driving average.

What is your "home" course?
When Augusta is closed, Hanes Point (East Potomac) in Wash D.C.

What ball do you play?
Nike usually...or whatever I find.

I am mostly a dive bar guy. Oh, for golf, Taylor Made RAC OS, and the best 3-wood ever (King Cobra).

Favorite pro?
Michelle Wie. Just kidding... I know it's cliched by John Daly. I followed him around the US Open at Bethpage. The guy is fantastic and is great with fans. He has a cigarette after each drive b/c he always has to wait for other people to hit their seconds shots. Classic. I was hammered and accidently screamed "Yeah Nicky P!" not realizing it was Faldo...I got the worst look ever from Faldo. haha.

Favorite course you've played?
TPC at Sawgrass.

Dream course you've yet to play?
Augusta National

Best round ever- and what course?
Doral in Miami. Played all 5 courses and was shooting in the 80's when I left.

What is one aspect of your golf game you would like to improve on in the next year?
Being able to hail the beer cart lady from 4 fairways over. And....consistency off the tee with my driver.

Tell me a story.
I just told you like 4 of them! You tell me a story.
Ok... I have one. So I'm hanging out with this clown in Chicago recently (yah I know him), and there is a group giving out free massages and Kevin decides he's going to get one. Here is the fun part... there are 2 girls and a guy giving them. Kevin is next on the list and he's due to get the guy- so Kevin fakes a cell phone call and stalls long enough to get the guy to take the next in line. The hotter of the two girls is done next- and low and behold, so is Kevin's phone call. LAME- but funny. I'll give him funny.


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volleyhart says:
Comedian or not, the favorite pro comment was pretty good.
Josh says:
Kevin spends a lot of time in Dupont fitting in VERY well with the typical Dupontian.
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