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falcon50driver

Joined: 22 Aug 2006
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:53 pm    Post subject: Serious Problem

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Dear Kevin or Andrew, I really need your advice on a serious problem:
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up: she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, last night about midnight I hid in the garage behind my golf bag. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment crouched behind my golf bag that I noticed a hairline crack in the shaft of my Taylormade Burner driver.
Is that something I can epoxy, or do I need to replace it?
srogers13

Joined: 11 Jun 2009
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:06 pm    Post subject:

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I think you need to get bigger if you can hide behind your golf bag.
birdieXris

Joined: 23 Jul 2008
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:01 pm    Post subject:

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Nice, Merlin, very nice. Smile
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