Dunno if we've heard this one, but it's new on me from my co-worker:
A husband and wife are playing a round of golf on a beautiful day. The wife turns to her husband and asks:
Wife: "if i were to pass on, would you get married again?"
Husband: "Well, of course i believe i would eventually have to get married again."
The wife frowns a little and they continue to play. A few holes later the wife turns again:
Wife: "would you continue live in our house after you're remarried?"
Hubby: "We just bought that house, it's beautiful and large enough, of course we would live in the house"
The wife frowns a little more and continues to play. The next hole she sighs and turns to him yet again:
Wife: "would you and she sleep in our bed?"
Hubby: "Come on, hun, you know why we bought that bed, It's the most comfortable bed ever! of course we'd sleep in our bed".
The wife scowls and grunts "hmmph... REALLY!!! My Goodness, would you let her use my golf clubs too!!!!?
The husband replies: "oh no, of course not... She's a lefty."
