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Sean1938

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:22 pm    Post subject: Fatal Golf Shot

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A guy gets a call from the coroner, who wants to talk about his wife's recent death.

"We were on the third hole," the widower relates.

"My wife was standing on the ladies tee about 30 yards ahead of the men's when I hit my drive. From the sound when the ball hit her head and the way she dropped like a rock I knew immediately that she was dead. God only knows where the ball wound up."

The coroner replies That explains the injury to her head, but what about the Maxfli embedded in her rectum"

"Oh," says the man, "that was my provisional."
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